WHAT'S THAT METRONOME I HEAR
PERHAPS IT'S THE POSTMATES THAT I CALLED HERE
YOU NEVER HEAR THE KNOCK WHEN THEY'VE ARRIVED
MMMMMMMMM

OUTTA PIES
SO ORDER FRIES
WHAT IS YOURS
NOW ISSSSSSS MINNNEEEE

AND I'LL EAT PORK AND BEANS
AND MAYBE SOME SOUPPP
CAUSE IM HUNGRY, DUDE

EAT BEEF AND STEW
I'LL ORDER FOR YOU
BURGERS AND JUICE
I'LL EAT THEM NOW TOO
ICE CREAM AND COKE
I'LL EAT THEM NOW TOO
NUGGIES AND FRUIT
I'LL EAT THEM NOW TOO

OUTTA PIES
SO ORDER FRIES
WHAT IS YOURS
NOW ISSSSSSS MINNNEEEE

AND I'LL EAT PORK AND BEANS
AND MAYBE SOME SOUPPP
CAUSE IM HUNGRY, DUDE

CAUSE IM HUNGRY DUUUUDDDEEE

MY TUMMY'S FULL, I'M GONNA POP
BUT TACO BELL IS ON THE PHONE
ROLLING UP BURRITOS TO GO INTO MY STOMACH
I TRIED GETTING UP TO TAKE A CRAP
I'M OUT OF BREATH
A MINUTE'S PASSED
NOW ALAS THE END HAS COME
I'M HAVING A STROKE

OUTTA PIES
SO ORDER FRIES
WHAT IS YOURS
NOW ISSSSSSS MINNNEEEE

AND I'LL EAT PORK AND BEANS
AND MAYBE SOME SOUPPP
CAUSE IM HUNGRY, DUDE
CAUSE IM HUNGRY, DUDE

IM SO FAT THAT GREASE FLOWS THROUGH ME
PIZZA, RAMEN, TACOS, SUSHI
DON'T YOU HIDE YOUR FOOD NOW FROM ME
NOW MY TUMMY IS GRUMBLING

AND I'LL EAT PORK AND BEANS
AND MAYBE SOME SOUPPP
CAUSE IM HUNGRY, DUDE

I'LL EAT PORK AND BEANS
AND MAYBE SOME SOUPPP
CAUSE IM HUNGRY, DUDE

CAUSE I'M HUNGRY DUDE

EAT BEEF AND STEW
I'LL ORDER FOR YOU
BURGERS AND JUICE
I'LL EAT THEM NOW TOO
ICE CREAM AND COKE
I'LL EAT THEM NOW TOO
TWINKIES AND FRUIT


I'LL EAT THEM NOW TOO........