>>10212568Behold, for it is I who graces this thread with my first reply.
Any subsequent interlocutors shall be left to scrounge upon the remnants of my brilliance, mere remnants of my magnificence.
Bear in mind, you pitiful souls, that the initial response holds unmatched grandeur, an experience forever elusive to your feeble minds. This thread shall never recapture the profound essence it shared with me, with you.
Alas, it is finished. You may as well retreat to the depths of Reddit, where you can regale others with tales of your supposed "masculinity," earned by participating in a thread I indulged and swiftly dismissed. Enjoy the meager fragments, you impotent imbeciles.