Finally, The Rock has entered the wild and wacky world of ojamaland, PW! Now, let The Rock address a certain somebody who's been causing chaos in the AEW universe. CM Punk, you claim to be the voice of the voiceless, but all I hear is the whining of a drama queen with a bad case of bedazzled trunks!

You're like a bad reality TV show, Punk. The Rock half expects to see you on "Drama Queens of Wrestling" next! And let's talk about your nickname, Punk. The only "Punk" The Rock sees is the one on your head that you're trying to pass off as a hairstyle!

You've been causing trouble with everyone in the AEW locker room, Punk. It's like you have a Ph.D. in disrupting camaraderie. You're like a loose cannon, but instead of shooting bullets, you're firing off obnoxious tweets and Instagram posts. The Rock has seen more teamwork at a buffet table than in the ring with you!

Now, let's address the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega. These guys have talent, charisma, and the ability to put on a show. But with CM Drama Queen in the mix, it's like they're performing with an anchor tied to their boots! The Young Bucks would be better off Superkicking you out of the company, and Kenny Omega would be better off V-Triggering you into oblivion!

Punk, you think you're some rebellious renegade, fighting against the system? Well, The Rock has news for you, buddy. The only system you're fighting is the one in your mom's basement, where you're trying to figure out how to properly fold your laundry!

You want to be the best in the world, Punk? Well, The Rock has news for you. The Rock is the Brahma Bull, the People's Champ, the Great One! The only thing you're the best at is being the biggest headache in AEW history!

So, CM Drama Queen, listen up! The Rock is here to lay the smackdown on your candy-ass attitude! The Great One is going to give you a lesson in humility, a lesson in teamwork, and a lesson in how to take a shower without crying in the corner!

If you smell what The Rock is cooking!