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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:23:09 No.10228054 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10228122 >>10228234 >>10228240 >>10228241 >>10228325 >>10228343 >>10228528 >>10228533 >>10228603

My mom has been sleeping in the bathtub for 90 minutes.
I've woke her up twice and she acknowledges me then I can hear her snoring again in 2 minutes.
I need to take a fucking shit.
Is this bitch probably hammered?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:25:30 No.10228067 Report

Quoted By: >>10228091 >>10228620

just go in and take a shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:27:58 No.10228091 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228067
nah nigga wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:28:16 No.10228093 Report

Quoted By: >>10228102

Wait, if you're going in to wake her up then A) take a shit and B) grab her tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:28:58 No.10228102 Report

Quoted By: >>10228376

>>10228093
lol im knocking on the door

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:31:44 No.10228122 Report

Quoted By: >>10228183

>>10228054
>sleeping in the bathtub for 90 minutes
doesn't the water go cold?
>>10228054
>Is this bitch probably hammered?
Maybe she's exhausted from work, I've done it before but once the water goes cold I wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:39:43 No.10228183 Report

Quoted By: >>10228194

>>10228122
i think she must be drunk af

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:41:12 No.10228194 Report

Quoted By: >>10228221

>>10228183
she could drown then, so you should really persist in waking her up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:45:22 No.10228221 Report

Quoted By: >>10228268 >>10228393 >>10228445

>>10228194
my cat meowed at the door until she opened it and she is SHOOT laying on the floor like i dont think she ever had a fucking bath this bitch is just drunk drunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:47:43 No.10228234 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228054
How does he still look so young at age 52?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:48:13 No.10228240 Report

Quoted By: >>10228358 >>10228484

>>10228054
take a shit outside like nature intended

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:48:17 No.10228241 Report

Quoted By: >>10228288

>>10228054
Give her a good ol' Cleveland steamer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:53:18 No.10228268 Report

Quoted By: >>10228484

>>10228221
If you're serious, that sucks. Sorry your mom is an alcoholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 00:55:35 No.10228288 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228241
when OP gets to the pearly gates how's he gonna explain giving his mom a Cleveland steamer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:01:59 No.10228325 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228054
How’s her tits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:04:17 No.10228343 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228054
watch out for her so she doesn't drown

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:04:40 No.10228345 Report

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This feels like another Transgrap/Asuka situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:06:08 No.10228358 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228240
it really is freeing taking a dump in the woods

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:06:38 No.10228361 Report

Quoted By: >>10228484

How about be nice to ur mom and stop calling her a bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:08:48 No.10228376 Report

Quoted By: >>10228484

>>10228102
>lol im knocking on the door
Well, then either nut up and go take a shit and grab your mom's tits or grab so paper towels and go outside.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:10:58 No.10228393 Report

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>>10228221
Someone needs to be doin' some fuckin' tonight!
SexNinja that shit, bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:19:31 No.10228445 Report

Quoted By: >>10228484

>>10228221
ah that's sad, sorry to hear, I hope you're ok though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:25:40 No.10228484 Report

Quoted By: >>10228536 >>10228537

>>10228268
>>10228445
thanks bros making jokes about it is how i cope with my shitty upbringing :)
>>10228361
she passed her BPD onto me she's a shoot narcissist bitch and i'm forced to learn from all of her mistakes as i bumble thru life and she continues to light fires i have to put out
>>10228240
>>10228376
i need hella wet ones idk how people dry wipe they asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:32:00 No.10228528 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228054
superkick her but make sure you slap your thigh so she sells it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:33:38 No.10228533 Report

Quoted By: >>10228569

>>10228054
>Only 1 toilet in the house
Nigga living in a mobile home kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:34:51 No.10228536 Report

Quoted By: >>10228569

>>10228484
Ok, but still you dont have to be so mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:34:56 No.10228537 Report

Quoted By: >>10228569

>>10228484
>thanks bros making jokes about it is how i cope with my shitty upbringing :)
just save up enough to move out, runaway and don't look back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:40:16 No.10228569 Report

Quoted By: >>10228597 >>10228608

>>10228533
there is a downstairs bathroom but the toilet isn't working right now and she won't call someone to come look at it for some reason...
>>10228536
i'm not actually mean she's way meaner you don't even know the half of it
>>10228537
she has instilled a sense of impending doom and failure so while i day-dream 24/7 i simultaneously fear i will never amount to anything i wish i could be a wwe superstar :'(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:44:32 No.10228597 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228569
Nigga, just go in the kitchen sink and use the hose-sprayer as a bidet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:45:42 No.10228603 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228054
Sounds like congestive heart failure desu. Call an amber lamps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:46:19 No.10228608 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228569
>i wish i could be a wwe superstar :'(
me too
>>10228569
>she has instilled a sense of impending doom and failure
At least having a parent that doesn't care about you frees you from the pressure of doing what pleases them. When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose. Just get a low wage easy job and quietly save up whilst you're at home then go to university or enroll into a apprenticeship or move far away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:47:34 No.10228620 Report

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>>10228067
This. Go in there and dump the load.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:50:10 No.10228631 Report

Quoted By: >>10228686 >>10228744

thanks for talking to me bros she finally went to bed finna take this shit now wish me luck (in life and in the bathroom plz)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 01:59:39 No.10228686 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228631
>wish me luck (in life
I'd never yell, "Good luck!" at anybody. It sounds terrible, when you think about it. But I hope you are able to slip through her surly bonds and do something special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 May 2023 02:07:24 No.10228744 Report

Quoted By:

>>10228631
Have a blessed shit

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