Two-thousand, And-Ten
Two-thousand, And-Ten
Two-thousand, And-Ten
Two-thousand, And-Ten

It was a night like this just thirteen years ago
I lit my crackpipe up, began hunting for my new ho
The Summer heat was sizzling, my veins cold as ice
Was gonna find some bitch, do something very nice

Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Two-thousand, And-Ten
Two-thousand, And-Ten
Two-thousand, And-Ten
Two-thousand, And-Ten
I met Bryan in an alley, rocking to-and-fro
Made him into my slave, don't care that he said no
That night he sucked my rattlesnake outside the seedy bars
He lost consciousness after I pounded him into some cars

And he got raped by a Bulbasaur, raped by a Bulbasaur!

Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Bryan dreamed of going to New York
But spends his GA nights bussy-roasting my long pork

Brie stumbled into the alley,
Saw what was going down, up and disappeared
Bryan kept getting brutally reared

Shadows from the night, so many OH MY WORD!
A screaming, CRYANing noise louder than I've ever heard
It looks like 2 more BBCs have found their new whore
Bryan only just realising what his night still has in store

It was another Bulbasaur, yet another Bulbasaur

Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore
Bryan got raped by a Bulbasaur!
Thrown to the floor, made into their whore