You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Jefferson Davis and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a secession, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But we here in the union are genetic freaks and I'm we're not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat us. Then you add Robert E Lee to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Gettysburg, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Robert E Lee KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Jefferson Davis, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Gettysburg. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Gettysburg. See Jeff, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Gettysburg.
