>Joe & Basedboy vs Daniels & Sydal
It'll be good.
>Castagnoli vs Serpentico
This will be technically flawless, but not remarkable.
>Athena vs Braxton
Promise Braxton is a stupid fucking name.
>Briscoe (alive variant) vs Drake
I can't see this being very good.
>Dralistico vs Deppen
This might be funny because I feel like Deppen usually gets hot working lucha guys; they always fuck up his spots and he gets pissed.
>Fletcher vs AR Fox
I've been loving Aussie Open recently, this might be good?
>Williams vs Taylow
This match will suck shit but everyone will tell you it was amazing and that these guys are underrated
>Dean Ambrose vs Kamala
I've never heard of these people
>Christian vs Comoroto
This could be good, actually, if both guys try.
>Karter & Clayton vs Matrin & Andretti
Goddamn this is a generic looking bunch of fucks.
>Diamante vs Adora
My friend fucking loves Adora. She's fine. Don't know the other one
>Nightengale vs nyan nyan nyan nyan
Nightengale is supposed to be the new hotness but she just looks like protected class dew drop.
>Dom vs Sub
Isn't Kiera Hogan the one that almost injured [uh the fucking blonde woman with the title I can't remember her name] like a year ago? surprised she still has a job.
>Blue vs Alize
This looks like a porno
>Romer vs Alexander
Goddamn man, when's the last time Romero had a good match? Fucking four years ago?
>Penta vs Slim J
Wasn't Slim J the name Terry Gordy's kid got when he had the rapper gimmick? Anyway he should expect to get his shit pushed in while the 900 obese men in the crowd shout "serro mee-ehdo" through their Orange Cassidy themed face masks.
>Fuck you, some trios match
I'm not writing shit about this
>Ellie vs Martinez
Wasn't Martinez NWA Champ or something? This feels low on the card for her if I'm thinking of the right person.
>>Matt Taven vs Skinny White Shitter & Fat Black Shitter
Truly, genuinely, honestly, anti-dimes.
Holy fuck this is a long card. Is this show going to be 7 hours long?
