>>10304982Change his first name based on the city they're in. So for instance in Denver he would be Denver Knight, in Boston he would be Boston Knight, in Miami he would be Miami Knight, in Ontario he would be Ontario Knight, in Fort Worth he would be Fort Worth Knight, in Reno he would be Reno Knight, in Riyadh he would be Riyadh Knight, in Dallas he would be Dallas Knight, in Gary he would be Gary Knight, in Chicago he would be Chicago Knight, in Charlotte he would be Charlotte Knight, in San Juan he would be San Juan Knigh, in Tampa he would be Tampa Knight, in Memphis he would be Memphis Knight, in San Diego he would be San Diego Knight, in Philadelphia he would be Philadelphia Knight, in Las Vegas he would be Las Vegas Knight, in New York he would be New York Knight, in Houston he would be Houston Knight, in Baton Rouge he would be Baton Rouge Knight, in Cleveland he would be Cleveland Knight, in Montreal he would be Montreal Knight, and so on in that pattern.
Also, shave his head and beard, give him breast implants, and make him talk with a German accent. Put him over Bobby Lashley every week.