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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:15:17 No.10355597 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10355600 >>10355606 >>10355647 >>10356379 >>10356832 >>10357888 >>10357945

This nigga should be world champion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:15:58 No.10355600 Report

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>>10355597
GCW world champion maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:16:23 No.10355603 Report

Quoted By: >>10355615

He's 500 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:16:36 No.10355606 Report

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>>10355597
Maybe five years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:17:25 No.10355615 Report

Quoted By: >>10355633 >>10357973 >>10357994

>>10355603
He's still a legit badass and could shoot beat any other guy in wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:18:54 No.10355633 Report

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>>10355615
holy reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 17:20:02 No.10355647 Report

Quoted By: >>10357935 >>10357965

>>10355597
>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas
>before Corona
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for main card of WK13
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire locker room.
>when he finally was able to come over for the 2nd time in 30-years to wrestle Moxley, his “legendary” entrance was cut to make time for Dante Martin vs. Will Hobbs
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>So afraid of people on the internet that he threatens to call the cops on them for saying mean things.
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 18:48:05 No.10356379 Report

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>>10355597
Nice headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 19:36:52 No.10356832 Report

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>>10355597
Please explain why

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:30:04 No.10357888 Report

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>>10355597
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:35:10 No.10357935 Report

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>>10355647
this dude's ears look like they're made out of paper, painted his skintone and stapled on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:35:45 No.10357945 Report

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>>10355597
>depression be like;

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:37:48 No.10357965 Report

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>>10355647

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:38:56 No.10357973 Report

Quoted By: >>10357980

>>10355615
literally a fake tough guy
look at his ears, not a hint of a cauliflower

what a fucking bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:39:54 No.10357980 Report

Quoted By: >>10357988

>>10357973
He'd kill you in 3 punches

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:40:12 No.10357984 Report

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Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:40:35 No.10357988 Report

Quoted By: >>10357996

>>10357980
nah I would legit wipe my asshole with his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:41:22 No.10357994 Report

Quoted By: >>10358507

>>10355615
Not sakuraba he couldn’t

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:41:30 No.10357996 Report

Quoted By: >>10358003

>>10357988
faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:42:19 No.10358003 Report

Quoted By: >>10358011

>>10357996
nah that's you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:42:52 No.10358011 Report

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>>10358003
ok how you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:43:20 No.10358017 Report

Quoted By: >>10358285

>>10358011
you tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 21:45:43 No.10358036 Report

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Imagine the pop if he beat roman for the title

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 22:17:41 No.10358285 Report

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>>10358017
nah u are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 22:55:26 No.10358507 Report

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>>10357994
Suzukifaggots real quiet after this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Jun 2023 23:12:45 No.10358610 Report

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>>10357965
now post it again without violently crying and pissing yourself

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