ITT: We insult WWE wrestlers as Max Caster would

Yo, lis-ten
This guy's a giraffe necked geek
Skills below average like his dick leaks
This is the guy you call a champion?
He lost a fight to a fat fan
His nasally voice pushes my patience to its limits
Eleven years in and he's on twelfth gimmick
Dude comes out here acting like the Joker
But his wife calls me the man when I poke her