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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:22:21 No.10371762 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10371776 >>10371785 >>10371810 >>10371827 >>10373209 >>10373234 >>10373472 >>10374710 >>10374728 >>10374729 >>10375162 >>10376539 >>10376907 >>10377182 >>10377611

The mosquitos are reigniting our feud early and I’m jobbing clean, bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:23:45 No.10371774 Report

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they're so small compared to you
and you're still losing
pink shirt pepe KWABOTY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:23:54 No.10371776 Report

Quoted By: >>10371786 >>10371797 >>10374701

>>10371762
>he didnt try to form a stable with an exterminator
>he doesnt carry bug repellent
I told you last year fucker. You didnt listen and now you're fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:24:57 No.10371785 Report

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>>10371762
I made s’mores with my momma outside and they were good but a skeeter bit my arm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:25:10 No.10371786 Report

Quoted By: >>10376905

>>10371776
/pw/ really is just the same 15 people talking to eachother for years isnt it
we're like an anonymous discord
i hate my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:26:29 No.10371797 Report

Quoted By: >>10371816 >>10372188

>>10371776
I was walking outside. I was in their territory. It’s fruit flies I have a blood feud with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:27:50 No.10371810 Report

Quoted By:

>>10371762
try zinc supplements

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:28:16 No.10371816 Report

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>>10371797
buy those sticky fly tapes brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:29:45 No.10371827 Report

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>>10371762
I was waiting for a ride home from work and got into an unsanctioned match with a mosquito. He kicked out of all my moves and then I left the arena. We've feuded before and it was pitched that I go over them using bug spray but I didn't want to take that bump because committing to a shower to get it off you before bed is annoying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:30:08 No.10371830 Report

Quoted By: >>10371995

riddle me this jack

there's always houseflys buzzing around my place
i don't let them in but they just happen to get in
it happens to everyone, we all inadvertently bring a fly or two into our houses in summer right?
They only live for like 24 hours or whatever though
How come I never find fly bodies in my house when I'm cleaning
Where are the bodies bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 02:45:21 No.10371995 Report

Quoted By: >>10373256

>>10371830
they live for like a month
they're probably leaving the same way they're entering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 03:01:24 No.10372188 Report

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>>10371797
You can still use a foreign object. Spray those little faggots when they do run ins on ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:28:54 No.10373209 Report

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>>10371762
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:32:54 No.10373234 Report

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>>10371762
Fruit flies booked another invasion angle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:36:40 No.10373256 Report

Quoted By: >>10374738 >>10374748

>>10371995
Where do they enter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 06:13:49 No.10373438 Report

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Don't be antisemitic op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 06:21:35 No.10373472 Report

Quoted By: >>10375143

>>10371762
Move to the western desert territories. Mosquitoes don't draw there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 08:53:11 No.10374096 Report

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The flies are infesting my kitchen territory. Been using the insecticide gimmick for a week but the finish isn't working for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:25:29 No.10374684 Report

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Was booked in an invasion angle with the ants faction last month. They completely no-sold my insect spray gimmick so I had pull out the ol' vacuum and went over clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:30:27 No.10374701 Report

Quoted By: >>10374713 >>10375135 >>10377626

>>10371776
>>he doesnt carry bug repellent
im a babyface, why would i use a foreign object?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:33:19 No.10374710 Report

Quoted By: >>10375595

>>10371762
Sorry to hear, I'm in a feud with cockroaches myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:33:27 No.10374713 Report

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>>10374701
human is always the heel in an animal territory, though the delusional heel thinking he's a face gimmick is quite common

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:33:43 No.10374717 Report

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My feud with the larder beetles will just not fucking end.
Every time I think I'm done with them they randomly make a run in and force me into another 6 month program.
These little niggers have go-away heat with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:35:12 No.10374728 Report

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>>10371762
when I was a child the first thing I ever wanted to genocide was mosquitos, I remember clearly thinking how great it would be if they all died, even if it disrupted the food chain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:35:14 No.10374729 Report

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>>10371762
I'm not on the undercard so I have no interactions with mosquitos. If you can't go over the bugs clean then you're never gonna make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:37:23 No.10374738 Report

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>>10373256
Most bugs in your house are born there. Flies have a long larval stage before becoming a fly. There must be maggots in your walls somewhere.
Not sure where they go. Maybe eaten by something else or you don't clean very well and there's some bug graveyard on your house

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:39:21 No.10374748 Report

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>>10373256
Through gaps where the wall meets the roof or floor or some other tiny crack
Your house is not some kind of pressurized cabin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:40:22 No.10374754 Report

Quoted By: >>10374762 >>10374765

Had a short program with a stable of spiders a few weeks ago.
Felt like Hogan vs. The Dungeon of Doom by the end of it, haven't seen a trace of them in awhile now.
Hope they learned never to fuck with me again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:41:43 No.10374762 Report

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>>10374754
>Hogan vs the Dungeon of Doom
So the big fat one nearly died and they all fucked off after that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:41:56 No.10374765 Report

Quoted By: >>10374784

>>10374754
Spiders are actually good workers for your promotion, they keep the backstage cancers in check

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:42:09 No.10374767 Report

Quoted By: >>10374777 >>10374796 >>10375704

>Always stuck in a feud with these fuckers
>Gave up and am now tagging with them in heatless midcard match filler

Eventually management will turn me heel and the process will repeat. These fuckers weren't even in my territory 15 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:44:11 No.10374777 Report

Quoted By: >>10374784 >>10374794

>>10374767
they give me the heebie-jeebies, anon.
I'm like Triple H when he killed Kendrick and London for no reason.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:45:12 No.10374784 Report

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>>10374777
meant for this nigga: >>10374765

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:45:54 No.10374789 Report

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>receives nuclear go away heat
>still holds a major role in the promotion from year to year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:46:44 No.10374794 Report

Quoted By:

>>10374777
If I gotta wrestle with them in a tub match again I think I'm going into business for myself and doing a toilet flush finish. I don't care how much merch we're moving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:47:06 No.10374796 Report

Quoted By: >>10374823

>>10374767
This reminds me that I haven't heard crickets in my house in the past 10 years, my backyard used to be full of them and now there's none.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:49:06 No.10374807 Report

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>Tears quad again

KWALLB

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 11:53:00 No.10374823 Report

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>>10374796
What a shame. Crickets are comfycore. I love having them outside and listening to them.
Now that I think about it, I think I might not have heard them in a while too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 12:20:04 No.10374912 Report

Quoted By: >>10377179

I pop everytime I saw those fuckers.
Biggest babyface in Europe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 12:59:48 No.10375124 Report

Quoted By: >>10377143

>heel has an immunity clause

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 13:02:07 No.10375134 Report

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Cockroaches started working a feud with me and they forced me out of the territory in 2 month. I hate those fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 13:02:26 No.10375135 Report

Quoted By:

>>10374701
anon, there are more bugs in your house than there are you. you’re the heel to them in your own territory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 13:04:23 No.10375143 Report

Quoted By: >>10375628

>>10373472
>go to Arizona to visit my grandparents
>in Minnesota where I live, it’s negative 20 because it’s winter
>in Arizona it’s a cool 60
>no bugs
>nice breeze outside
i need to fucking go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 13:07:39 No.10375162 Report

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>>10371762
They used to get a lot of heat on me as a kid, juice and everything, but at some point I just Hulked up and refused to sell for them any more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 13:12:51 No.10375186 Report

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>centipede does a run-in from under the stove

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:48:40 No.10375595 Report

Quoted By:

>>10374710
fuck these nasty lil niggas biggest heels of the insects stable, got a gimmick where u started using raid, kwabs them almost every time but sometimes they manage to run away after only taking some of it, i can hear Cole scream “he didn’t get all of it” every time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:49:08 No.10375596 Report

Quoted By: >>10375617

>glass doesn't shatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:52:40 No.10375617 Report

Quoted By:

>>10375596
kek fucking comedy jobber

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:54:01 No.10375628 Report

Quoted By:

>>10375143
Hey, fellow MN bro. Plymouth checking in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 14:54:29 No.10375632 Report

Quoted By: >>10376222

i entered a 3 month long feud with an unnamed group of ants in my apartment. turned out to be run by a cult leader gimmick witch girl who debuted into my life shortly after, and (bizzarely) admitted ants a symbol of witch presence.

we had a strange bedfellows angle after that and proceeded to have sweaty, UNPROTECTED sex (nuclear heat from my mom) then i turned heel and kicked her and the ants out.

i still shudder to this day when i see an ant, like the undertaker gets distracted by the urn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:05:50 No.10375704 Report

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>>10374767
kinda miss these guys. they got over with me in the summer of 08

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:08:22 No.10375719 Report

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A fat ass raccoon is doing a Sting tribute act, hiding in the rafters of my shed. Every time I go to get the lawnmower he descends and I powder because I'm a chickenshit heel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 15:31:10 No.10375869 Report

Quoted By: >>10377657

Some outlaw mudshow cat invaded my territory yesterday after a coyote shot on it, completely KWAB'ing its leg and giving it a career ending and life threatening injury. I had to future endeavor the cat, sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 16:19:51 No.10376222 Report

Quoted By:

>>10375632
Is TAJIRI booking this? Sounds like HUSTLE to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 16:58:37 No.10376539 Report

Quoted By:

>>10371762
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 17:38:46 No.10376905 Report

Quoted By:

>>10371786
Plays very pretty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 17:39:02 No.10376907 Report

Quoted By:

>>10371762
My dog never puts over flies in the territory. Hits em with the Big Chomp outta nowhere and they job clean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:04:47 No.10377143 Report

Quoted By:

>>10375124
Mark fans in the territory don't know the difference between the babyface snakes and the heel snakes, so it makes them hard to book. If you find yourself in a program with one, you pretty much just have to shoot on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:09:50 No.10377179 Report

Quoted By:

>>10374912
They're heels where I'm from, they've been working an angle where one of them entered someones mouth and killed them back when the territory started but I'm a smark and know better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 18:11:04 No.10377182 Report

Quoted By:

>>10371762
you gotta no sell those bites brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:15:27 No.10377611 Report

Quoted By:

>>10371762
Just like my whiskey sours at the local bar...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:18:15 No.10377626 Report

Quoted By:

>>10374701
It's okay for a babyface to use foreign objects when the heels outnumber him. Lile when Sting would clean house using a baseball bat. Never discount the great equalizer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:21:31 No.10377657 Report

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>>10375869
I’d shoot on any animal that fucks with my cat. It’s the risk you run with letting your cat go outside, of course. My cat has been outside for almost 10 years with no problems other than some scraps with other cats. I’m totally willing to introduce coyotes to the kings road and break their neck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 19:36:49 No.10377775 Report

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>neighbor dogs cutting promos on each other at 3am
starting to get go away heat with me

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