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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:20:48 No.10373158 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10373285 >>10373331 >>10373335

Book the first episode of this 2 hour show. What's the main event? How does Punk come back? Who would you debut for an easy pop

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:42:34 No.10373285 Report

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>>10373158
>Punk comes out and calls Tony Khan an utter loser, points out the declining ratings, and says he's here to save pro wrestling and unlike Jesus this messiah is real
>Miro, Stu Grayson, Samoa Joe, Christian, Darby, Sting, Swerve, Hobbs, Willie Mack, Eddie Kingston, Big Bill, Penta, and PAC all "debut"
>Hangman shows up wearing bedazzled leggings and a hot pink shirt, calls Punk a locker room cancer, and challenges him to a loser-leaves-AEW match
>this is your main event
>show constantly cuts back to Punk as he prepares for the main event and shows Hangman hugging a horse and crying because his vagina hurts
>Hangman gets squashed and shoot leaves AEW forever
>Punk scalps him and pours fire ants on his exposed skull
>Collision ends with Punk standing tall while Hangman writhes around screaming "THE ANTS ARE CRAWLING IN MY NOSE SAVE ME OJAMA"
>audience shrugs because nobody knows who the fuck Ojama is
Easy milly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:53:07 No.10373331 Report

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>>10373158
Let me book like tony

Anthony bowens vs some random shitter from ROH nobody has ever heard of.
bullet club gold vs komander and el phantagasm le negro dream match
Lee moriarty vs swerve winner gets to be the skinny black guy on the show
Wardlow loses to the tnt title again this time to big bill
Cm punk comes back. Stubs his toe on the stairs and leaves for another 6 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:53:14 No.10373333 Report

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>>10373285
based

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Anonymous Sat 03 Jun 2023 05:53:26 No.10373335 Report

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>>10373158
>Punk walks out kneels on floor cries
>Gets up starts walking down ramp
>Dives into crowd
>Starts walking to the ring with limp
>Sits on ground and cuts promo
Out of action for 6 months again

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