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>In the past, both Boebert and her mother have accused retired pro wrestler "Sweet" Stan Lane of being the congresswoman's estranged father. These accusations have now been disproven, with a press release given to PWInsider on behalf of Stane Lane saying that a DNA test has shown that he is not the father of the politician. >This conclusion comes after years of turmoil between both parties, one that Lane elaborated on in his press release. "We went through the legal system and completed a court-ordered paternity test. I was declared not to be the father and the case was dismissed," The former NWA star explained, "In spite of the court verdict, the mother of [Lauren Boebert] has continued to stick to her original claim." >Eventually, Lane allowed the congresswoman to oversee another DNA test herself, confirming, once again, that the former pro wrestler was not her father. "Once we both reviewed the results Lauren and I agreed that this matter is settled, and I accepted Lauren's apology on behalf of herself and her mother," Lane concluded.
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>>10382189 Jesus Christ lmao
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>>10382189 Surprised that a right-wing lunatic was willing to accept that DNA tests are real and not some liberal invention to force homosexuality onto kids or something.
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>>10382221 This. What was she hoping to get out of it anyway? Can't imagine he is loaded, so its not money
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>>10382189 If you look at Boebert’s hairline and her propensity for saying stupid shit it’s obvious she’s Cornette’s daughter.
No way ol’ Corny wasn’t getting some of Lane’s hand-me-downs in the 80’s.
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The next Cornette podcast will be hilarious.
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>>10382189 god damn her mom was a hoe
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>>10382248 certain politicians are just retarded figureheads and others are semi successful machiavellian weirdos. she’s the former.
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>>10382262 And no one can deny it. The mom straight up is a verified ring rat.
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>>10382189 i'm still waiting for Bix's list of cities that Stan Lane had sex in
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>>10382189 He's probably actually the father, right?
kek
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>>10382221 Are you trying to be a parody of a left winger or do you need to go back?
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>>10382554 Is there a difference between parody and reality with "left" or "right" now? Its worse than aew/wwe console wars shit. Also very similar in that both sides are faggots who should fuck off and die.
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>>10382189 Not gonna lie, you could make some series dimes with this angle
>my mommy is a ring rat and my daddy was a former pro-wrestling champion back in the mid-80s Can't wait till some Midwesterner politician accuses Bret Hart of being his dad.
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>>10382567 Election tourists have this idea that everyone on 4chan is a based redpilled republican when in reality most users aren't American and are likely apolitical to some degree. 2016 killed this website.
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>>10382594 old enough to remember ron paul but not old enough to forget ron paul is the true pain
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>>10382602 We'll always have the memes
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>>10382189 Congratulations, he must be very relieved. Weird bitch.
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>>10382189 God, Lauren Boebert’s so hot
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>>10382189 Lauren Boebert got ass nigga
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>>10382594 I would argue that 4chan is traditionally pretty libertarian with its popular views on things like banking and personal freedom. It was never super obnoxious or anything though.
This new wave of election tourists who unironcally simp for the republican party is fucking cancer.
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Ok, but did they test Steve Keirn?
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what's with bix simping for this cunt he's taking her side i don't know what for what's he got against stan lane?
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Reminder that the only reason anyone know about this shit is because of based Corny
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>>10385940 Bix's entire existence is just being a burden on society. Doubt he has any reason besides wanting to cause grief to people in the wrestling industry.
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Reminder that the Stan in Stan Lane is not Stanley but rather Stanfield. yes, Stanfield.
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>>10385940 Because of Cornette
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>>10385966 You mean Brian Last.
>Bixenspan drooled on my girlfriend's hand! I will put her on the show! Anonymous
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>>10385966 >>10386003 bix is even more spiteful than i realized then
that's really pathetic
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>>10382221 >>10382248 >>10382250 >>10382270 >>10382888 >>10385940 I like how the lefty retards hate Boebert just because she’s hot and right-wing but don’t have any actual substance to back up their whining.
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>>10382502 Cornette probably shoot have such a list in a notebook somewhere.