>be me
>some stray cats in the neighborhood, I put out food for them
>new black cat shows up and clears out all the other cats from territory
>black cat waits for me to come home from work
>make little house for him so he has somewhere to go when it rains
>starts leaving dead animal on the porch for me
>decide to bring him up to the big leagues
>need to catch him and get him a health screening before I offer him a contract
>he disappears, haven't seen him in a week.
I miss that little nigger.
