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let me tell how this "match" will go
>cringe ass video game entrances
>le epic staredown
>sloppy chain wrestling so they can pretend they know how to work
>20 flips in 5 minutes
>le epic staredown and subhuman smark crowd starts clapping like seals
>no sells piledrivers from the top rope for 30 minutes
>*THIS IS AWESOME*
>*FIGHT FOREVER*
>cringe back and forth elbow spot
>Ostritch does a backflip for no reason
>beats Olivier with his weqak ass elbow after 50 minutes of bombs and flips, rendering those 50 minutes pointless
>Meltzer gives it 8 stars
>Everyone forgets about it within 3 days
>draws less than 100k buys
>following Dynamite does 750k viewers
>cringe ass video game entrances
>le epic staredown
>sloppy chain wrestling so they can pretend they know how to work
>20 flips in 5 minutes
>le epic staredown and subhuman smark crowd starts clapping like seals
>no sells piledrivers from the top rope for 30 minutes
>*THIS IS AWESOME*
>*FIGHT FOREVER*
>cringe back and forth elbow spot
>Ostritch does a backflip for no reason
>beats Olivier with his weqak ass elbow after 50 minutes of bombs and flips, rendering those 50 minutes pointless
>Meltzer gives it 8 stars
>Everyone forgets about it within 3 days
>draws less than 100k buys
>following Dynamite does 750k viewers