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From Colorado Springs, Colorado on June 7th>Ricky Starks vs Jay White with the jobbers banned from ringside >MJF will be interrupted by a New Japan guy >OC(c) vs Swerve Strickland for the international title >Jack Perry and Hook vs. Dark order jobber #10 and another generic flippy spic in a mask >Tony Khan will anounce the collision main event >Kris Statlander (c) vs Anna Jay.A.S. for the TBS title
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That's right, Pal!
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luv me some Guy Incognito
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>4
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Based MJF calling out Atom Smol
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MJF really shouldn't do the I GREW UP LOVING YOU thing to wrestlers who seem a year older than him
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The heel just told the truth that Adam is a frail crackwhore, and it’s not going to improve, so why say it? Adam is even more dead now?
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MJF being based for once
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>>10420854 stop "shooting" please
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holy shit what a comeback Adam!! Toxic troll
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the more MJF looks to the empty section, the more i think there are really people over there
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>tfw you feel the jew has named you and cursed you with his vile gypsy magick
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Oh No ATOM SMOL called MJF a toxic social media troll
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>toxic social media troll
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What a weak comeback lmao
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>>10420911 he's talking about fat pigs like you
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lol what a weak comeback
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Adam, you’ve heard it because you’re fucking tiny, that’s why.
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Touch you? He can see over your head and hairline.
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>>10420916 Yeah that was really gay.
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This feud is DOA
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>>10420923 Quit being a toxic troll
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>>10420893 This is like Cena burying Theory but at least Theory has a good physique and a belt to fall back on
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Smol's come backs are weak as hell
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Adam Cole is such a "Guy you used to be a mark for"
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>WORLD CLASS DOUCHEBAG
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MJF on the gas confirmed, but we all knew that.
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MJF just spent 8 minutes saying Cole went from a playboy to a dork and Cole's promo is 100% dork.
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>boys and girls
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MJF dabbed hard on this nigga
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What will they do with thos piss cups after they're done with them?
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mjf should punch the head off this noodle armed geek
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based clean living brain addled Adam Smol
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DUDE META LMAO
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This feud is already DOA
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Body of work?
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Can I drink the wrestler piss
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Adam says it like it's a bad thing. A few cycles would do you good
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Oh so this promo is why Cole has never been a face in like 20 years
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lol cole is pathetic
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>keith lee's manager
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Oh god this is the collision main event….
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what's the matter MJF can't find your SCISSORS?
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Cole is a geek.
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How would MJF fit into WWE's roster? I feel like he'd get punked by the 40+ year olds
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So how badly do you think this killed the ratings?
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MJF does sound like an internet troll smark lmao
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I kinda liked this segment bros…> MJF pulling out a Flair
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I cant stand Adam stuttering every single fucking word holy shit
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Jesus, coles delivery was good but those lines were godawful. Im gonna skip this just like I skipped hangman/cole
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kek mjf gets his stuff from cornette's podcast
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>>10420984 Pick it up jew boy
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For the love of God can someone call out MJF for constantly bringing up WWE references?
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>>10420982 Fuck it probably is
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adam "keith lee's manager" cole
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excalibur couldn't even explain this stupid hardy storyline KEK
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS HARDY BULLSHIT
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MJF unironically exposed Cole. What a weak little dork.
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>>10420986 I mean today Vince would book Stone Cold to job in 2 minutes to Solo to hype up a match against Ramen and wonder why nobody was watching so its not really a good thing to dwell on
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MJF vs Cole at FD then.
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MJF regressed so badly. That entire promo was him doing WWE references while Cole was trying to build a match
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>>10421001 You can tell how badly he wants to go. He's so desperate for their attention.
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Poor Atom Smol.
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IS THAT?!?? OH MY! ITS HOOOOOOOOK
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The Shitter Hook and Charisma Vacuum Boy Perry
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ive skipped all this haardy stuff but that private party guys new gay gimmick seems like dimes
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>>10421016 2 references to the sloppy shop
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ZERO RESPONSE FOR HOOK
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If MJF doesn't bring up Britt being a Jew, is there even a point to this fued?
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>>10420986 vinces likes char and mic work so hed be a multi ic/us champ at best
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>>10420986 He wouldn't. Cole was taller than him in this segment lmao. Guys like Theory, Waller and the Miz would TOWER over MJF.
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That Adam Cole promo was actually fucking based for the most part wtf
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>>10421016 he wasn't wrong though
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Why is Matt Hardy always hiring people like Million Dollar Man in AEW?
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Seems like Jack Perry doesn’t want to be here at all
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>>10421016 that was far from mjfs best work but to say that cole did any better is insane
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>>10421024 Watch the deletion match from rampage a couple of weeks ago, it was dimes
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Where's my Assistant bros at?
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>>10421025 >NXT >Vince >Famous Promo >Keith Lee >Shawn Michaels Anonymous
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>MJF didnt brush off and laugh at Cole >instead he got angry
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>>10421052 RIGHT HERE AND LOOKING REAL JACKED BABY
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>>10421055 Vince here. I dont count anything in NXT
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>>10421048 Didnt say Cole did better but atleast he was trying to sell a feud. MJF was just doing le wwe
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>>10421045 i’d watch it desu
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>adam cole vs mjf
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>>10421058 being insecure is part of his character anon
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>Texas Tornado
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>>10421047 hes probably bummed that the crowd turned on him so quick. its crazy christian didnt help him more with his mic skills
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>>10421052 Forever jacked bro
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>>10421052 Looking real Jack hermano
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>>10421058 Dont worry hes crying out in pain and you know what comes next
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>>10421045 >cole slightly licking his lips Anonymous
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when this is on the card, you don't wonder why only 4k people showed up to be on tv
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>>10421072 Not when a fucking stickbug talks to you
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feels weird having a tornado tag without Rooooooooosh in it
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Adam Smol vs. MJF will main even the first Collision
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Preston's arm has more mass than all of Hook, jesus.
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>>10421066 both sides were filled with buzzwords, mjfs were muh wwe but I hated coles twitter shit even more, muh false narrative, muh toxic trolls
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Jungle Boy turning and getting brought into LI by Rush would be based
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This match sucks
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HOOK is still very green. His shit lacks impact
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>>10421001 It's the easiest way for him to get heat in AEW because he knows the entire audience has VDS
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Sup guys you ready for Cole vs MJF to main event All In?
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>>10421103 That's what happens when you get like 3 hours total ringtime in like 2 years.
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Take-a-Shita in action
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Well this has been a top 5 all time worst dynamites so far
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>>10421102 we all do brother
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Please WEBM Jungle Boy holding the rope for 20 seconds
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>>10421121 ...and these are the guys they are using before they split the roster.
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Jesus christ Vance.
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Preston is bleeding pretty hard now. nice
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>>10421100 >both sides were filled with buzzwords, mjfs were muh wwe but I hated coles twitter shit even more, muh false narrative, muh toxic trolls This. The whole thing just got worse and worse the longer it went. The only thing it had going for it were a few Shitposting lines to get Internet Smarks to pop.
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The mask does nothing
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>>10421045 Well that angle was certainly odd.
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Ey, this nigga is leakin bro. Stop this match lmaooo
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jungle fag and twink are such fucking shitters
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who's this fucking Vance guy? What a chad
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Preston bleeding reminds me of his red soaked mask
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I saw that chain shot and knew it was a good one....
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muta scale on preston vance?
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Vance taking all the bumps
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vance had that one match like this where he got his ass beat and now tony trusts him to lead this shitfest
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Did HOOK botch? Or is it a deep blade job i missed it
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Preston looks like 2 face right now
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Right now Mox is walking around backstage with a raging boner due to not gigging tonight but ironically because of much Vance is
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Has there been one single spot in this company involving multiple tables that wasn't fucked up?
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Taz got real quiet there for a second.
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>>10421167 technically biology but maybe you're pretty enough to be dumb
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Ripped assistant bros, we're feasting tonight
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>>10421168 It was a legit chain-wrapped superman punch off the crowd rail
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>>10421170 Bruce Timm Two-Face
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wait this match is kind of based wtf
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>>10421158 Was it hardway?
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LOLJUNGLESHITTERWINS
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>>10421171 The blood god was not appeased thus he sought sustence elsewhere
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None of these greenhorn fucks should be in here working hotshotted gimmick matches over a normal tag
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Jose is more legit than Atom Smol
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>>10421173 Table spot wasn't as spooky as hook (?) stumbling on the production wire outside while suplexing the guy
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Yo this niggas coked out
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Pretty funny no-DQ match. Short and sweet
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>I don't want to be on tv >is on tv every week
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>"Hook, bad news. We tested Vance earlier and got a false negative. Do you know about Hepatitis C?"
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the robot is back
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he didn't say thanks guys
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>>10421175 >>10421178 HE'S STILL JACKED TO ME DAMMIT!
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WHAT A GAY MAIN EVENT
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>Punk & FTR vs Bullet Club Gold & Joe
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Damn, Hook is bathed in Vance's blood
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FagTR & CryM Punk vs. BC Joe-ld
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fuck I'll be on family vacation that night and can't shitpost
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A meaningless trio match. Nothing changed. I rather watch WOW
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based Juice getting the main event push
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Tony becoming more normal.
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>main event is a 6-man tag
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Bros really how do we feel about robo-TK?
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I hate Punk but I love Switchy. Guess I gotta tune in.
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>CMFTR vs. Bullet Club FAT
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>crowd shot >no one gives a shit
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Not really a positive or negative reaction to that match announcement.
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>crickets for Punk
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Shit I might actually watch that night
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BLINK YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
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Fiji Frank is gonna shoot on Punk and kill him
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Good god, never put Tony in front of a camera ever
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>>10421232 Tony's more smart than you think
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Did Hook mean to shoot hit Vance that hard with the chain?
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LOL that shit got no reaction. Another disappointment from Tiny
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So Joe is BC gold
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wait.. so is Joe the third BC Gold memeber?
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Even the announcers struggling to hype that shitheap
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>>10421224 same but I’ll be in Vegas. Wishing I could ditch my friends most likely
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BASED AND KINO
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>It's a meaningless trios match
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HOLY SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT..meh
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Why does he have R Truth’s old theme?
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Take-A-Shita and Don Phallus with piped in Boos
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>a shitty trios match instead of a single
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Take a shit time!
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>>10421239 the current crowd's main event has ricky starks
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Is Excalibur wearing a gay flag tie?
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>>10421250 The story is Punk is coming back
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Takeshita coming out to no music is based.
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I've been saying it every week: Punk will get a shit response in every city except Chicago, and even Chicago will have audible dissent.
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>>10421259 Perfect opportunity for a who's side is he on work
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And there goes the last of the Punk heat. Seriously, why the fuck wouldn't you put him in a singles match at the very least?
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>>10420854 >come out to silence, crowd barely boos This fucking gimmick is shit
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Post your best Tonys.
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ACE ACE ACE ACE
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Don Callis eats hot dogs without chewing
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I think Tony decided he wants to be on TV more but is too nervous to be doing live TV and so now we get this
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>>10421275 Ricky’s headed to WWE to be with Cody
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this company is a disaster
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>>10421290 because he needs the breaks
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>>10421284 tony is still trying to license Turning Japanese
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>>10421253 Vance probably gigged too deep
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Takeshita vs shawn spears eh
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>>10421250 FTR is feuding with Bullet Club Gold. And CM Punk and Samoa Joe have history.
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>>10421299 so does my dad's cat
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>>10421258 Aye aye aye, mi cabeza
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colorado fucking sucks, san diego blew this shit away
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Takeshita can do no wrong
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>still showing the kenny stuff on the big screen
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>>10421290 Probably to shake off some ring rust.
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A Raw type filler match as da main Event? Tony steppin up his game bro
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Why is jungle boys theme so catchy?? Now im gonna be humming tarzan around my house until bedtime dammit
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Is Takeshita even allowed to wrestle at Forbidden Door since he's also part of DDT?
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They really thought they’d get the same reaction twice. The heat is with Don not Take so in the match especially since Don doesn’t interfere there won’t be as much.
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The piped-in Boos are so obvious. The crowd isn't even reacting
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>>10421310 >>10421290 Meant to say Punk probably needs to get rid of the ring rust
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takeshita has some good heat but I dont think its enough to do the "no entrance music" gimmick
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gotta love the invisible hand, baby, you just gotta
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>>10421341 Takeshita has zero heat, it’s all on Don.
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The Truth about Omega? Don Phallus going to admit he is a child groomer?
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>no reaction for takeshita >piped on boos for don
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Don Callis looks like a porn producer
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>>10421331 I thought he technically left DDT once he joined AEW full time.
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>WHAT DO YOU DO WITH CANCER? >YOU FIND A JAPANESE RENT BOY, RIGHT OMEGA? AND YOU RRRRRRRRIDE HIS ASS TO THE MOON.
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>what do you do with cancer? >you give it to everybody!
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>>10421306 were they rescued?
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Lads those boos are louder than the entire attendance
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>>10421355 So is Kenny gay or a kid diddler?
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That was just last weeks promo again. Might as well have just replayed it. Literally nothing new was said.
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>>10421362 I'm pretty sure he's still part of DDT but he has been here a long time
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>>10421335 Nigga, they can't even get their normal audio right, you think they piping in boos?
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>>10421357 While I agree he doesn't have much heat as a heel right now, but he was super over as a babyface.
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wait how is there an ocean and an entire species of water people? does that mean the ocean is their graveyard?
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>>10421373 By the Rescue Rangers
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>>10421388 That’s why they’re so obvious dumbass
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>pic in the background screen
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WHY DO THEY DRIVE THEIR KIAS INTO THE DESERT?
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>>10421379 But what do you do with cancer?
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>>10421390 Congratulations you put more thought into this story than the people left at Pixar after Disney fired all the good ones for not shilling gay characters enough
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It's amazing that WWE was so fucking bad for so long that it spawned competition out of a scorned fanbase.
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All I wanted from this show was the Takeshita squash and I got a bonus Don promo so I'm happy. Shitty ass Dynamite tho
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>>10421290 Because he'll get injured again.
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>>10421409 It was there last week
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>>10421385 They bleeped out MJF earlier with a crowd noise sound. They can 100% do that with crowd reactions.
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>>10421400 I wasn't disagreeing with you, smartass.
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>>10421313 I wasn't asking for your headcanon.
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>>10421418 I quit watching after Great Khali won the world title in a battle royal, I cant even imagine how bad the early 2010s were and im not surpised they started losing half a millino a year at one point
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That was a lot of grunt coming from behind that door
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Daddy Magic got himself a taste of that ass
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>>10421418 Dixie must have scared the other money marks off real bad because WWE was bad for a while
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>>10421453 Got to have a contract signing first
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Literally, nobody would care if they executed Brock on live TV. These types of angles are worthless when you do it with people that nobody gives a single fuck about.
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I wanna see her be an alien again
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how has anna jay wrestled 75 aew matches i didn't even know that was possible
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>>10421459 It makes his nipples hard
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That ass is wonderful
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Ah yes the TBS title.
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>>10421476 me too honestly
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>>10421479 75 times I came to that ass
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Matt should just be a manager
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Taya just came over to job
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