SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE NO DIMES COWBOY YEAHHH
SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTER OF TARPS
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME TRANNY
CAUSE I DILATE BEFORE EVERY SHOW

PEOPLE TALK ABOUT ME BABY
SAY IM DRAWING NO HOUSE DRAWING NO HOUSE
WELL START TO WORRY TONY START TO WORRY
CAUSE KENNY'S RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE AT HOME

CAUSE IM A SHITTER
IM A FLIPPER
IM VANILLA
AND IM A MIDGET
I WRESTLE 5 STAR MATCHES FOR NO OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE

TAKE A XANNY
JOB TO SAMMY
CUZ IM A FUCKING TRANNY
I SURE DON'T WANT TO DRAW NO DIMES