>>10449776My divorced dad took me to an adult party when I was kid and plopped me down in the basement with an eyeline up the stairs to the kitchen.
And some broad he was hitting on was like,
>"Is that your son? He's watching an R-rated movie and eating his toenails. Is he okay in the head?"Dad yelled at me for embarrassing him. It was Terminator 2, fyi, and I was just biting my toenails/fingernails cause it's a nervous habit (like the nerves ya get being the only kid at a party where drunk adults kept asking why I was there).