>>10461284Faggot #1- "Hey bro, its me, did Punk let you suck his cock?"
Faggot #2- "Nah bro, I've been trying, but he's playing hard to get with that juicy meat. What can we do to get our lips around his shaft?"
Faggot #1- "Let's bury him in the dirtsheets, spread some lies, and turn our fans, the Faggotmaniacs, against him. He'll have no choice but to unzip, and allow us to suck his balls too!"
Faggot #1- "Damn bro, you always know the best ways to get cock! Wanna come over and cuk eachother cocks while we pretend to be with our wives?"
Faggot #2 _"You're God Damn right I do bro. Get that dick hard, I'm on my way, we're so fucking Elite!"