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>Could've main-evented WM if he knew the rudiments of politicking, but opted to rely on his "talent" (kek) and crackwhore physique
>Claimed on Colt's podcast (and in multiple interviews) that he never wanted to wrestle again. Also claimed on Colt's podcast he had ten million dollars which was enough to live off of.
>Talked so much shit on the pod using such specific details, including names, that both he and Colt were sued. Got BTFO in court costs and had to find a job. Offered to pay for Colt, not out of the goodness of his heart, but to use as leverage.
>Instead of getting a 9 to 5 job like normal people, endeavoured into a series of entertainment failures: movies, comics, and...kek...UFC
>UFC run was so disastrous that Rogan publicly said Punk had "no athletic talent" while Joe and his guest mocked wrestling
>Cut Colt (his best and most loyal friend) out of his life for having pizza with Kevin Owens
>Injured himself 3 times in a year while on the AEW roster
>Had a public meltdown in a media scrum despite AEW treating him like a God. All because Meltzer published a rumour. Divides the retarded fanbase that still cared about him after he lost relevancy in 2018.
>Has been booed by AEWtrannies since his return was announced
>Couldn't move 1,000 tickets in his hometown, the only place that still cares about him
>Could've settled down with Mickie James, Lita, or Maria. Chose a 5'1 Brazilian femboy that is shoot bipolar and apparently can't or won't have offspring
Is he, dare I say, KWABOTC (century) so far? Is this what no God does to a mf?
>Claimed on Colt's podcast (and in multiple interviews) that he never wanted to wrestle again. Also claimed on Colt's podcast he had ten million dollars which was enough to live off of.
>Talked so much shit on the pod using such specific details, including names, that both he and Colt were sued. Got BTFO in court costs and had to find a job. Offered to pay for Colt, not out of the goodness of his heart, but to use as leverage.
>Instead of getting a 9 to 5 job like normal people, endeavoured into a series of entertainment failures: movies, comics, and...kek...UFC
>UFC run was so disastrous that Rogan publicly said Punk had "no athletic talent" while Joe and his guest mocked wrestling
>Cut Colt (his best and most loyal friend) out of his life for having pizza with Kevin Owens
>Injured himself 3 times in a year while on the AEW roster
>Had a public meltdown in a media scrum despite AEW treating him like a God. All because Meltzer published a rumour. Divides the retarded fanbase that still cared about him after he lost relevancy in 2018.
>Has been booed by AEWtrannies since his return was announced
>Couldn't move 1,000 tickets in his hometown, the only place that still cares about him
>Could've settled down with Mickie James, Lita, or Maria. Chose a 5'1 Brazilian femboy that is shoot bipolar and apparently can't or won't have offspring
Is he, dare I say, KWABOTC (century) so far? Is this what no God does to a mf?
