I was going to make a joke about the article being in the WWE section but fucking hell, this shit is so childish.
>"I'm keeping an eye out. He chopped me in the mouth one time, and I'm just like, 'OK, did you do that on purpose?' You chip my tooth, and I'm like, 'All right, should I give him a receipt?' It changes the dynamic
He's actually blaming his double botches for being scared. HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahHAHAHAH