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Reasons Iyo Sky sucks

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>she's fat
>she's a midget
>she's an ugg lee
>she waddles like an ewok
>she smells bad like onion and old oolong tea
>no speaka engrish
>bad fans
>known cat sniffer she is weird
>let her cat die
>eats cats she's like Alf
>can't drive because she's asian and lacks peripheral vision
>breath stinks from eating all that sushi
>teams with Bagley its not a good look
>friends with Dakota who looks like a methhead because she is
>jobber she never wins because she sucks and is nicknamed Lyo for a reason
>tells little kids that Santa isn't real
>doesn't donate to charity
>Iyo Sky is a stupid name
>Masame Odate is a stupid name too
>has permanently orange cheeto stained fingers from caloric overhaul
>face looks like the moon
>has the same outfit in like 80 different colors she's insane
>constantly bothering strangers to reach things for her on the top shelf but doesn't know how to ask them in English.
>scared of the dark like a baby
>has bad posture from being Japanese
>has never once thanked Cody for drawing the house she is ungrateful