>>10546673There was a goose that laid some eggs in some landscaping where I used to work. Everyone was scared like a bitch over this goose, it kept chasing everyone around and harassing people. I wasn't about to get stretched and worked by a goose so I went out and took it's eggs and threw them in the woods. The goose came after me and I kicked that fucked right in the side, he came back for more and I blasted it even harder. It took off. I look up and these 3 women are looking in horror. One told me she was going to call the police and I should be charged with animal abuse. I got called into the office by my old man boss he said "Yeah fuck that annoying ass goose, I'll take care of it. Don't worry"
