Daniel Bryan got raped in 2010
He even got raped by the ref
He split from ROH
At least until Rob Feinstein left

Kek, what a cryan, isn't it rich
That the guy who had his balls exposed
Got raped in his ass, forced to eat some grass
And stomped until he had blue balls

American Dragon, his asshole wrapped in gauze
Blew his concussion out yesterday
The Vegan King, he got raped by Hobbs
When he came back to AEW to play (he failed to draw)