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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:22:42 No.10597685 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10597694 >>10597766 >>10597773 >>10597782 >>10597976

[Sad news]
Satoshi Kojima's (52, NJPW) signature catchphrase was translated incorrectly during his "Forbidden Door" promo, which gave overseas fans the impression that he was a homicidal maniac.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:24:17 No.10597694 Report

Quoted By: >>10597760 >>10597762

>>10597685
How would you translate it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:34:22 No.10597760 Report

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>>10597694
>"Bring it on, you bastard"
anime as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:34:48 No.10597762 Report

Quoted By: >>10597771

>>10597694
I wouldn't, EOPs don't deserve it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:35:38 No.10597766 Report

Quoted By: >>10597781 >>10597795 >>10597811 >>10597833

>>10597685
>Implying a single Kojima lariat won’t shoot kill phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:36:07 No.10597771 Report

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>>10597762
What if someone speaks multiple languages but not Japanese?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:36:21 No.10597773 Report

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>>10597685
I like it better this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:37:44 No.10597781 Report

Quoted By: >>10597795 >>10597811

>>10597766
fuck
you're right
finna be kino
phil gonna get sent to the shadow realm
no idea what tony is doing putting that glass sissy faggot in a match with kojima

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:38:17 No.10597782 Report

Quoted By: >>10597793

>>10597685
>Satoshi Kojima'
Literally fucking who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:39:13 No.10597793 Report

Quoted By: >>10597946

>>10597782
He's a movie director, my favorite of his is Death Stranding

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:39:43 No.10597795 Report

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>>10597766
>>10597781
This. Except good for the business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:40:32 No.10597803 Report

Quoted By: >>10597809

All the japs are losing tomorrow in the one on one matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:42:19 No.10597809 Report

Quoted By: >>10597814

>>10597803
Sanada?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:42:50 No.10597811 Report

Quoted By: >>10597817 >>10597824

>>10597766
>>10597781
Do you zoomers actually know Kojima? Dude is way past it. He’ll be a professional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:43:18 No.10597814 Report

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>>10597809
Say hello to the 8rd IWGP Heavyweight Champion: Jungle Boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:43:40 No.10597817 Report

Quoted By: >>10597836

>>10597811
Enjoy your final hours phil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:45:06 No.10597824 Report

Quoted By: >>10597836 >>10597848

>>10597811
No shit. I'm not suggesting Kojima is gonna shoot on him, I don't think I've ever heard of him injuring anybody. But Phil is so fragile a gust of wind would break three of his ribs, putting him in the ring with a big dude that's used to working stiff like Kojima is bad news. For Phil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:46:32 No.10597833 Report

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>>10597766
Kojima will be told to tone down and use 1% of his power in the lariats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:47:00 No.10597836 Report

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>>10597817
>>10597824
He’s not that stiff anymore. Regardless, it’ll be a forgettable match. You may as well try to excite yourself about it if you can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:47:31 No.10597840 Report

Quoted By: >>10597851 >>10597855 >>10597872 >>10597890 >>10597954

Kojima's lariats are still really crazy, I have no doubts in my mind that he could hurt someone with Phil's injury history

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:48:40 No.10597848 Report

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>>10597824
Kojima will work snug Punk into the grave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:48:53 No.10597851 Report

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>>10597840
yeah....if kojima gets any offense in phil is shoot dying lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:49:38 No.10597855 Report

Quoted By: >>10597863 >>10597871

>>10597840
It’s really not that crazy.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:51:24 No.10597863 Report

Quoted By: >>10597877

>>10597855
okay phil
maybe you should stop posting on 4chan and start frantically doing some neck bridges to shore up that stack of dimes you call a neck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:52:05 No.10597871 Report

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>>10597855
Punk, who died from stepping into the ring the wrong way, could take this, u rite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:52:42 No.10597872 Report

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>>10597840
Both Kojima and Yuji Nagata can still fucking go. Watch the match between Nagata and Yuma Anzai from a few weeks ago, Nagata is fucking based. How these dudes hitting their late 50s can still move like this is incredible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:53:08 No.10597877 Report

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>>10597863
The opponent ran into his arm super fast. I’m not scared of Kojima. You’ll see why tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:55:46 No.10597890 Report

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>>10597840
God please happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 05:59:03 No.10597911 Report

Quoted By: >>10597939 >>10597954

He'll be fine guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:03:36 No.10597933 Report

Quoted By: >>10597956

You guys do realize that a veteran worker like Kojima is going to know not to knock Phil's fucking head off, right?

There are different levels of intensity. Koji doesn't decapitate people with lariats in multimans for example. And he didn't decapitate Moxley when they wrestled in AEW either.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:04:42 No.10597939 Report

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>>10597911
>kojima okada lariat
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:05:39 No.10597946 Report

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>>10597793
Retard, that's Hideo Kojima. Satoshi Kojima is the CEO of Bitcoin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:08:06 No.10597954 Report

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>>10597840
>>10597911
everyone that works NOAH has to crank up their moves to an 11, Punk will be safe working with the New Japan dad version instead of the gay dad detective version of Kojima

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:09:13 No.10597956 Report

Quoted By: >>10597967

>>10597933
Well, yeah. Kojima is a pro and a guest. He will tone it down for Punk. But you do realize that it makes the match worse? No stiff lariats. No blood from the mouth. No sweat flying off from the impact. Kojima tickling Punk with lariats. Only the fans lose in this case. All to accommodate the great CM Punk and make him look good.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:10:48 No.10597964 Report

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I wouldn't be surprised if Punk managed to be a big enough cocksucker to Kojima that he was willing to stiff him, even after a lifetime of professional conduct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:11:19 No.10597967 Report

Quoted By: >>10598019

>>10597956
>But you do realize that it makes the match worse?
Of course.

But did you really expect much from this match to begin with? It's a complete afterthought and Punk isn't exactly an ace worker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:14:06 No.10597976 Report

Quoted By: >>10598032

>>10597685
The match is going to be short with CM Phil winning
And when asked "why so short", smarks will say "Kojima is old. Can't work for long matches"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:25:12 No.10598019 Report

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>>10597967
Nah, just pointing out the obvious I guess. Maybe that is why KENTA pulled out of the match. He must wanted his match against Punk to feel like at least somewhat of a bigger deal than whatever this match is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Jun 2023 06:28:05 No.10598032 Report

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>>10597976
By smarks you mean CM Punk at the press scrum.

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