AS HE DUSTED OFF HIS CHEETOS
WAS A SOUND OF "FUCK THE ELITE"
HE HEATED A HOT TACO
CUM-STAINED TISSUES IN HIS PACO
HE WAS SITTING AT THE TABLE
MAD THAT E-CHADS WERE UNGRATEFUL
SO HE REPORTED THE WHOLE THREAD NOW
SHUT IT ALL DOWN
NOTHING ALLOWED
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
JASON ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
AND HE DABBED YOU, A ECHAD, JASON
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE VINCEY, SAYING "VDS"
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
JASON ARE YOU OKAY, SO JASON ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JASON?
YOU'VE BEEN MEMED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY
A CUTE ECHAD
FUCK GAYEW
JAMONA
FUCK NU JAMAL TOO
AND FUCK BRYAN ALVAREZ