>go to sports bar
>sports bar with 7 tvs plays sports
>become frens good and drunk with bar patrons
>20 frens in attendance
>Convince them Hey it's wednesday night let's watch wrasslin
>WHAT anon, fug off
>No no... watch this it's John Moxley Dean Ambrose WWE taking on a skinny skateboard warped tour goth lil nigga in facepain who is lightening quick jumping off ladders
>idgaf I tell them incredible if you think not, fuggit next round's on me
>switch 7 tvs aew
>sheet flippy shit
>patrons mad
>boo hiss
>No wait for the main event
>plays song in jukebox to keep up morale
>I don't wanna buy this round
>Darby Allin vs. John Moxley is teh main event
>happens
>AWE SHEEEET WHAT WHAT WAS THAT
>Explicit language and fuggary, toasting and downing shots
>Bar mistress winks at me, knows I worked em into a shoot
>a big local vet in Hawaiian shirt and ponytail buys the house a round of domestic and shots
>keep getting free beers till closing
>Thas was some weird GOOD SHIT, anon
