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Does anyone else unironically wish they were a wrestling booker?

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:18:35 No.10739030 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:22:48 No.10739050 Report

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>>10739030
I fantasy book in my head literally all the time. Right now I’m working in AEW and there’s a heavyweight division and heavyweight title and I’m booking that. Wardlow is my Ace and has been repackaged as someone who isn’t a bland shitter. He’s been giving a Road Warrior gimmick and comes down to the ring with Doom tier heavy metal entrance music. He never cuts promos but is given kino vignettes every few weeks. Samoa Joe is my top heel. Underneath those two guys are Kingston, Will Hobbs, Miro and Lance Archer. Kingston and Hobbs are in a new york thugs stable. Hobbs eventually turns on Kingston and they have a feud. Miro remains the redeemer. Lance Archer shoot murders a job guy and has to be escorted to the ring by police.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:38:32 No.10739126 Report

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>>10739050
>Wardlow is my Ace and has been repackaged as someone who isn’t a bland shitter. He’s been giving a Road Warrior gimmick and comes down to the ring with Doom tier heavy metal entrance music. He never cuts promos but is given kino vignettes every few weeks.
Unironically dimes. Way better than this retarded bitch coming out and cutting promos about his dead father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:44:06 No.10739147 Report

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TEW/EWR is pretty fun bros. I personally like to play Smackdown 2 and make the max amount of stables and a few CAWs like RTC Val Venis and Bull Buchanan in Bossman's attire. The run ins and random events are fucking awesome with all those stables crossing paths. I also watch all the matches like a turbo autist since it gives you full cards

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:46:23 No.10739157 Report

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>>10739030
No.
Imagine having to deal with the stunted manchildren that are professional wrestlers on a daily basis.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:49:24 No.10739169 Report

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>>10739157
That’s what agents and talent relation officers are for.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 05:56:06 No.10739204 Report

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>>10739030
yes, heres my current tew game where im winning the monday night war

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 09:28:51 No.10739851 Report

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 09:39:13 No.10739876 Report

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>>10739030
Yes. I'd write myself in every women's storyline, going full Tony Atlas by taking every kind of abuse. Stinkfaces, headlocks, facelocks, leg locks, kicks to the face, you name it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 09:41:46 No.10739884 Report

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>>10739204
Pretty solid lineup, though I'm curious as to how Konnan's a top guy here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 09:49:04 No.10739896 Report

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>>10739030
Fuck no that shit sounds exhausting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 10:55:14 No.10740061 Report

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>>10739896
It does, but the allure of it being enjoyable creatively and working with others does sound good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 11:09:32 No.10740096 Report

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>>10739030
It's probably harder than it sounds, especially dealing with injuries and wrestlers trying to backstab both you and each other.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 13:37:36 No.10740829 Report

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>>10739884
me too honestly, i havent given him a big push but hes just gotten stupidly over
he wins regularly and is rarely beaten clean so that helps

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 13:57:48 No.10740977 Report

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>>10739030
I just wanted to be the guy that threw beers to Stone Cold desu.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 14:03:41 No.10741015 Report

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>>10739030
No but I unironically wish I was Jamie Hayter so I could get my fat ass fucked by tons of horny anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 14:03:48 No.10741019 Report

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>>10739030
No. Every now and then I feel like I have a genius stroke of an idea but other than that I have no idea how to book something interesting every single week.
I'd be a great advisor who tells them how to improve a segment or story though

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 14:19:09 No.10741103 Report

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>>10739050
>He’s been giving a Road Warrior gimmick and comes down to the ring with Doom tier heavy metal entrance music. He never cuts promos but is given kino vignettes every few weeks.
>Lance Archer shoot murders a job guy and has to be escorted to the ring by police.
Holy Dimes. Tiny could never.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 14:41:53 No.10741254 Report

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I am a booker

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 14:57:45 No.10741378 Report

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>>10739030
I write wrestling fapfiction so I guess technically that's considered booking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 14:58:27 No.10741388 Report

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I wish I was dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 15:04:16 No.10741439 Report

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I run the world's biggest wrestling promotion in my fantasy world. I have sex with every wrestler before deciding if I should hire them or not. I book myself strong and if the champion's work isn't up to my standards I just beat him up in the middle of the ring and take the belt until someone proves he's worth a run with the title. Yesterday I beat and raped Roman Reigns while the audience cheered like crazy. There's no AEW in my world because I killed the company before it ran a single show but I told Reigns he can go to Impact and work there for a few years if he wants another chance.
My therapist told me that if it's real to me then the opinions of other people don't matter. It is real to me. I am the greatest wrestling promoter in the world and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 15:05:50 No.10741448 Report

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In the territory day when the talent could carry the show absolutely. Easy money.
It use to be the only reason you would do an angle or a storyline was because the roster was stale or had too many new guys that were in the process of establishing themselves. People use to pay just to see the face beat the heels.
Now most young talent has no clue that they're even suppose to connect with the audience on an emotional level, and a lot of fans expect a lot of muppet show bullshit. It would be too work trying to appease everyone and even more work trying to fix it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 15:09:05 No.10741465 Report

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>>10741448
>been posting this exact WEBM for nearly 3 years

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 15:10:36 No.10741478 Report

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>>10739157
Im sure your mom can relate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 15:14:04 No.10741498 Report

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>>10741465
>still in denial it's a bad spot.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 16:59:55 No.10742371 Report

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>>10741439
Based

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 17:05:38 No.10742436 Report

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>>10741465
tbf it is probably the single worst spot AEW has ever done and it's a few years old at this point. At least they learned, even if some shit is still incredibly laughable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 17:08:41 No.10742470 Report

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>>10741439
>telling your therapist you engage in homosexual rape fantasies
yeah he's getting you locked up soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 17:09:45 No.10742478 Report

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>>10741498
I'm not "still" anything over it because like most sane people I moved on 3 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 17:12:39 No.10742497 Report

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>>10742470
The part where his therapist indulged his delusions wasn't a tipoff about this story being one, anon?

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 18:10:08 No.10743121 Report

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>>10742497
What if the therapist isnt real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 18:33:04 No.10743331 Report

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>>10739030
No, and everyone in this thread who is saying yes is a complete fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 18:58:57 No.10743552 Report

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>>10739030
no, i wish i was dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 19:00:01 No.10743569 Report

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>>10739030
No. Wrestling fans are truly awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 19:00:45 No.10743583 Report

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>>10739896
Lol you sound like a bitch bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 19:01:46 No.10743597 Report

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>>10739030
It's the easiest job in the world lol, anyone acting like it's hard is a total pussy, probably couldn't even manage a target

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 19:01:56 No.10743599 Report

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>>10743121
>What if the therapist isnt real
>therapist
Uh, anon, did you forget a space?
> the rapist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 21:38:44 No.10744863 Report

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>>10739050
THIS

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 22:31:43 No.10745366 Report

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LMFAO

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Anonymous Fri 07 Jul 2023 23:26:35 No.10745798 Report

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holy yumola sexy

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Anonymous Sat 08 Jul 2023 01:46:51 No.10747945 Report

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