>>10749452There was a girl, her brother and father all playing with a ball near the edge of a cliff. After an errant pass, the father slips and falls down the cliff to his death. The girl and her brother run over to see what happened, when the brother slips and falls down the cliff to his death as well. The girl walks back to the roadside, sits down and cries. A car pulls up and out gets a man in an AEW top. "What's wrong?" he asks the girl. "My father went off that cliff and died, and then my brother went off the cliff and he died too." the girl responds. The AEW fan unzips his pants and says "Today's just not your day is it?"