>>10777319Today being Wrestlemania, I decided to fuck with the Hulkster at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed in his classic red and yellow. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JACK! I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips')
"OF COURSE, BROTHER."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me shooting on him with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked Hulk Hogan humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some ring rats saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'WHATCHA GONNA DO?! WHATCHA GONNA DO?!' sound.
