>promos on you for 20 minutes
>forces you into the main event of the night
>makes you watch his 15 minute entrance
>spits water everywhere
>tears both quads on the way to the ring; still wrestles the entire match
>hits you with a pedegree
>shoves a sledgehammer so far up your ass it ruptures your intestines
>buries your career
>gets shawn to come out and take a dump down your throat
>dx chops your gf
>starts sucking chyna's clit
>points and laughs while xpac flips around the ring and tears his asshole
>makes monkey noises
>starts banging steph in front of you
>gives you a nod and a pat on the back in the locker room
>politicks to never have you on tv again
>BOW DOWN TO THE
>BOW DOWN TO THE
...now take a bumpuhh... for the motherfuckin cocksuckin GOAT of GOATs kinguh of GOATs dah mothasuckin GAME
