>>10815065There was once a wrestler named Owen Har- wait... No.
How about the time Kevin Nash was walki- Not that one...
What about the tale of the Radicalz; Chris, Dean, Eddie, and Perry... Oh... Yeah...
How about Chyna who self-destructed, but managed to find a new and happy life for herself teaching English to school children in rural Japan until she was found by a- Oh... Geez.
Huh...
What about the inspiring story of the first gay wrestling champion... Pat... Patter... Yeah...