I am a womanizer/sleazy piece of shit. I call the "women wrestlers" whores or bitches, and they can't help but like it. Every women's match, I pop out and rip their clothes off and then they go and do dirty dances for the crowd and whenever there's an ugly bitch like Charles that tries to jump in on trying to sexy, I'll shoot on them and toss them into a dumpster. I also have a talk show segment where I have whatever two female wrestlers I've embarrassed stroking my bare chest as I interview whichever wrestler and shoot on how women's wrestling sucks and fans need to stop lying to themselves and admit it too.

Theme song:
https://youtu.be/mdB3Oyd5HtU