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It's been five years. Five years, I've been with this company. And still, this is only the fifth time I've been to Japan. Five times, there's what, a two and a half, three year stretch I haven't been here? Pandemic. So what? Shit happens. Where have I been? 2018, I move East Coast to West Coast, New York to L.A., America is pretty big, ne? I'm in the L.A. Dojo. My grandmother? My mother's mother? She dies. Do I ask the office for a flight back? Do I go to her funeral? Nah, man,I'm a fucking pro wrestler. I stay and I train. I love this shit, I love this company and I want to show my dedication, so I work hard and I stay. A year later, my mother's father, my grandpa. He's in the ground too. He dies. Did I go back to New York? Did I ask the office for a flight? No. I LOVE THIS SHIT. I stayed. And I trained. I gotta show my dedication, right? It'll all be worth it, it'll pay off in the end, uh? One more year later, my father's brother, my uncle. He's in an urn on my father's fireplace now. Turnbuckle Tim, he had a local radio show in Florida. He loved pro wrestling, he called me all the time, he was so proud of me. He told me how he couldn't wait for me to come down there and wrestle in Florida. I didn't even get to show him these belts. He's fucking dead. Did I go back to his funeral? Did I fly back from L.A.? I STAYED. AND I TRAINED. Because I'm a pro wrestler, and it'll be worth it... Right? Finally, I graduate from the dojo. I survived Shibata-san's ass kickings, and I finally got my first pierce of merch. Now, before the L.A. Dojo I wasn't an indie guy. I'm a home grown New Japan talent coming out of an official dojo. Everybody else, Karl, Clark, Gabe, they had years of experience on me, but I was a product from the ground up from New Japan.
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I got my baby brother to design me a shirt. It's based on "The Thing". John Carpenter. Kurt Russel. Good movie. If you haven't seen it, you should check it out. By the way, the office still hasn't paid him for that design. And all I wanted, I finally asked the office for one thing. I wanted to send the shirt to my mother and the shirt to my father as a thank you for putting with me missing everything the last five years. I wanted two shirts. The response I got was "Hey, Alex, we're limiting comps of the shirt to the wrestlers only right now. Sorry" (This is my favorite part) "If it helps, the shirt is part of the Halloween sale going on right now". It's all fucking worth it, right? Missed funerals. Birthdays. Everything. Did I complain? No. Did I ask the office to go back. No. I STAYED IN THE DOJO EVEN LONGER TO TRAIN. Even when you got fucking SASHA BANKS MONEY, you can't give me twenty dollars wholesale worth of material to send to my parents as a thank you. But I stayed.
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Fast forward to now. This is the biggest G1 ever, uh? G1 33, 32 people. Big pool. Couple of months ago... I was told I'm not in the G1. "Not enough for room ya". I gotta sit home even longer. Until, what happened? A couple of Aussies, that shall remain nameless, made the office look like a bunch of fucking chumps. While they were too busy figuring out why the square block won't fit in the circled hole, they left to get the bag in an American company and I finally get the call about six weeks ago. "Congratulations, you're finally in the G1, you're welcome". Like you're doing me a fucking favor. Fuck this and fuck you. Was it all worth it? David Finlay came up to me. He saw what I've been through and he started talking. He said "I see what you're doing, all this shit, it's all a gimmick, man. Join me, listen to me. Why wait and get what you want when you can just fucking take it?", so I sat on it for a little while, I had a long time, I had about six months to think about it. But you know what? What else was gonna do. Like a dog, I bit. Look what fucking happened the second I stopped listening to the assholes in charge and did what I want. Now you think the future of pro wrestling is the "Reiwa Musketeers"? The three fucking wannabe fashionista douchebags that had everything handed to them on a silver platter while I sat at home like a god damn asshole with nothing to do? The future ain't there, man. The future is with the savages. The future is with the killers. The future is the Dead-Eyed Dreadnought Alex Coughlin, it's 100 Proof Clark Connors, it's War Ready Gabe Kidd, it's The Drilla Dan Moloney. It's the Rebel David Finlay. The wardogs are here, and I ain't doing this for this trophy. It don't fit in my in fucking bag, not in my carry-on. I'm doing this to show you that we're here to stay, and I'd like to see you fucking do something about it, cause they my dogs for real.
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>>10818080 >only got in because aussie open cut their cocks off KWAB
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>>10818080 there is nothing respectable about you missing your family funeral for the sake of "training". this mark doesn't get my sympy at all.
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>>10818080 HES MY DOG FOR REAL
HES MY DOG FOR REAL
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off topic thread
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>>10818080 Marku contracto. Karl Fredericks decision to leave was as questionable as his sexuality but it was the right one. Every gaijin uses NJPW as a stepping stone, if Coughlin isn't stupid he will too.
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>>10819536 are they really?
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>>10820079 nah fuck unloyal faggots like fredericks, hope he's having fun jobbing to quincy rhymes
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>>10818080 not a big man of
>muh ded ppl bloohoo promos but this was fucking dimes, especially once he got moving on past that opening
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>>10819117 >this mark doesn't get my sympy at all. he doesn't want your sympy dummy. the exact point of him telling you all this is to convey to you that he was a mark
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>promo gets meta this shit got old in 2012.
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No band wagon jumpers. Finlay’s Bullet Club is dimes incarnate but you trannies were still pining for Kenny’s version. Don’t act like you were supporting them from the beginning.
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>"If I just show that I'm passionate, I'll be rewarded eventually! The office *HAS* to appreciate me, and see what I'm doing, right???" KEK WHAT A FUCKING BITCH. He probably fell for the "this company is a family" line at some point too.
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>>10820224 I like the promo and Goughlin, but it makes him look like a bitch
War dogs? more like war bitches. KWAB
>>10820434 Finlay is upper-mid and anti dimes as the ace of the club. Hopefully they put dimes Yuya as the leader
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He'd jump ship in a fucking millisecond for an AEW or WWE contract and never look back. Sweet promo though.
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>>10820543 Thats kind of the point, he is saying that he was fully bought in and was the new japan office’s bitch and he got a clue and joined bullet club
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>>10818080 >>10818094 >>10818106 >Weeb mark is surprised to learn Japs don't treat foreigners as their equal. In other news cm punk is a pedophile and water is wet.
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>>10818080 >>10818094 >>10818106 this is how i used to type when i didnt get pushed in my efed when i was 10
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Alex Coughlin, you come out here with your promo and try to get the symphy of the people, but you don't get my symphy at all.
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>all these retards in this thread getting worked by a promo lol, lmao even. This really is the dumbest board on 4chan
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Absolutely dimes promo
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>>10818094 >It's all fucking worth it, right? Missed funerals. Birthdays. Everything. Did I complain? No. Did I ask the office to go back. No. I STAYED IN THE DOJO EVEN LONGER TO TRAIN. Even when you got fucking SASHA BANKS MONEY, you can't give me twenty dollars wholesale worth of material to send to my parents as a thank you. But I stayed. >>10818106 >Fast forward to now. This is the biggest G1 ever, uh? G1 33, 32 people. Big pool. Couple of months ago... I was told I'm not in the G1. "Not enough for room ya". I gotta sit home even longer. >Until, what happened? A couple of Aussies, that shall remain nameless, made the office look like a bunch of fucking chumps. While they were too busy figuring out why the square block won't fit in the circled hole, they left to get the bag in an American company and I finally get the call about six weeks ago. "Congratulations, you're finally in the G1, you're welcome". Like you're doing me a fucking favor. Fuck this and fuck you. fucking based