>>10829994Parker's a washout.
He's a trust fund brat who's never been told no, who let initial buzz about how he's the "next Brock Lesner" go to his head, and thinks he deserves to be pushed to the main event ASAP even though he's super green rookie-wise and in spite of having BOTH Triple H and Shawn Micheals willing to work with him, treated them like they were beneath him, and instead spent his days having glamour photos taken of him, designing merch that wasn't fucking approved by the WWE, and watching Anime while telling Shawn and Hunter "I need to be presented like Brolly from Dragon Ball Z!".
And when they tried to humble him to try and salvage shit, Parker went full shut down and had to be fired. And he learned NOTHING from this, and continues to be a lazy fuck in AEW and was taken off TV.
As for him going to Dark Order; you think he'd last a day there given that the Dark Order only exists to suck the Elite's dicks in a pleasing fashion and carry the bags of Adam "I'm such a raging egomaniac that I nearly burnt down the entire company" Page?
For fuck's sake, we all saw how dirty Preston Vance was treated by Dark Order and he actually gave a fuck, worked his ass off, tried his best to befriend Evil Uno and company (and actually did become friends to Brodie Lee and his family), and ate shit because he was a rookie and knew you have to work from the bottom to the top. You really fucking think Uno and his ilk would tolerate Parker coming into their snobbish little clique and acting like an entitled cunt?
