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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 00:14:13 No.10846075 View View Reply Original Report

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>He killed ten Navy SEALs. Just trust me, bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 00:16:45 No.10846096 Report

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>>10846075
I am going to need to see some proof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 00:18:13 No.10846108 Report

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>>10846075
Is that why everyone says he's the toughest guy in the biz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 00:20:48 No.10846124 Report

Quoted By: >>10846545

>Is called tough by guys who were always drunk or coked up
>Stories are always some shit like "he beat up 12 dudes with his thumb"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 00:25:39 No.10846156 Report

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>trust me bro Meng once ripped a guy's eyes out man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 01:06:35 No.10846545 Report

Quoted By: >>10849090 >>10849140

>>10846124
The obvious truth is that he was genuinely the toughest wrestler around and could beat all of them with ease, but if they said "He'd get his ass kicked in an MMA fight but he'd kill all of us effortlessly", that would be exposing the business to a very unhealthy degree even by shoot standards. So they just remember the time he beat up one or two dudes at a bar and exaggerate the stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 01:08:50 No.10846563 Report

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meng used the force to make a midget give me a piledriver in a bar in st louis in 1994 ama

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 01:11:59 No.10846592 Report

Quoted By: >>10847787

Ric Flair said Blackjack Lanza kicked the shit out of "totally 100% legit tough guy" Harley Race and Race did nothing but seethe about it the rest of the tour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 03:48:22 No.10847765 Report

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>>10846075
it was actually 18 and he was wasted while the SEALs were sobber and Haku had a bad case of the flu with a 105 degree temp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 03:52:30 No.10847787 Report

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>>10846592
Harley race is probably the only other biggest fake tough guy work other than haku, that nigga literally didn’t have an ounce of muscle definition he was just some skinny fat Jewfro drunk retard and everyone acts like he was some bad ass. That guy for sure couldn’t even bench 2 plates and for sure didn’t even know how to throw a real punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 03:54:42 No.10847803 Report

Quoted By: >>10847844 >>10847859 >>10849118

>>10846075
It's crazy how they always say that Haku was a "great friendly guy" when he was not the most dangerous wrestler of all time while legit tough guys like Dr Schultz or Steve Blackman who became bounty hunters or didn't give a fuck about their wrestling careers are just mentioned like "oh yeah they were also there".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 04:03:14 No.10847844 Report

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>>10847803
Bounty hunter is an easy ass job 99.99% of the time they either give up or you find them face down in Puke OD’d
>sauce: I am Jango Fett

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 04:04:34 No.10847853 Report

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>>10847844
Oh well seems that I too got worked then, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 04:05:09 No.10847859 Report

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>>10847803
Ken Shamrock said that Steve Blackman could have fucked him up if he wanted to so I’ll take his word for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 04:09:28 No.10847881 Report

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Haku's just a Baki character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 04:27:20 No.10847979 Report

Quoted By: >>10849159

>>10846075
it's a shame he was in WCW and couldn't have been around to get exposed in Brawl for All.
JR would have had a fatal stroke if not one but two of the old mythical wrasslin' tough guys got clapped in that tournament

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 08:51:01 No.10848953 Report

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>>10846075
He once got into a bar fight and ripped a guys heart out and ate it then sat down and finished his beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:26:17 No.10849063 Report

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>>10847787
Race actually pretended to be one and marks bought it while Haku never made a number out of himself, the stories clearly were a friendly rib and nobody actually takes them seriously and only play along, similar to those Chuck Norris memes back in the day. I have no idea why marks around here take that shit so seriously, as if Haku was actually walking around himself and telling people that he's the toughest guy around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:28:29 No.10849070 Report

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>>10846075
Haku is a rib

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:29:16 No.10849074 Report

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>>10846075
It was a different time. When guys could bite off another guy's nose and then share a cold one afterwards. No hard feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:30:07 No.10849077 Report

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>>10847859
Also Shamrocks ego is insane when he’s talking about himself in pro wrestling so if he’s putting someone else over it’s a pretty big compliment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:34:05 No.10849090 Report

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>>10846545
Being good at fighting in mma is a skill you train at, in real fights mma doesn't usually work, so to me being great at mma doesn't make you automatically tough, I mean if that were the case wouldn't Silva and woodly have smashed like Jake Paul. But no its just they were skilled at one form of combat spots it doesn't make them actually tough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:42:18 No.10849112 Report

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>>10846075
Haku was a psycho who would do very violent things without much provocation. When people say he's the toughest wrestler they mean they wouldn't want to get into a fight with him because he'll try to kill you. He's similar to new Jack, now would you consider new Jack tough what does being tough mean? If it means can you fight in mma or boxing the new Jack and haku aren't tough but if it means who would you least want to fuck with then they are incredibly tough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:44:54 No.10849118 Report

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>>10847803
What does being a legit tough guy mean? Just that your trained in martial arts? Hows Steve blackman gonna stop new Jack stabbing him lol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:46:48 No.10849124 Report

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>>10847859
Did Steve blackman ever fuck anyone up fr not in some sort of martial arts contest. I feel like Ken Shamrock just being nice lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:48:29 No.10849131 Report

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>>10849070
What's the point of this rib lol? Wouldn't someone have said it was a rib ffs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:50:57 No.10849136 Report

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>>10846075
The stories about him are typical wrestler exaggeration but it's obviously based in truth. Why lie about haku being tough what's the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:52:30 No.10849140 Report

Quoted By: >>10849153

>>10846545
>genuinely the toughest wrestler around and could beat all of them with ease
Kek. Iron Shiek fucked him up. Tank Abbott, Dan Severn, Shamrock, and Blackman are among a few 90s wrestlers who would've whooped his ass too.

I think it was Jake the Snake who said if he was in a tank and pissed off Haku, he'd jump out of the tank and run away. C'mon, I'm not that big of a mark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:52:32 No.10849141 Report

Quoted By: >>10849149

>>10846075
he broke the noses of some drunk frat boys in a bar once and this is how they embellish the story. many such cases!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:53:14 No.10849145 Report

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>>10849063
Why continue a rib forever lol its just a stupid thing to say. Like what everyone's in the joke but no ones ever revealed the punchline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:54:19 No.10849149 Report

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>>10849141
I feel like fucking someone up in a real fight makes you more tough then winning a mma match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:55:53 No.10849153 Report

Quoted By: >>10849464

>>10849140
Do you think mma fighting and real fighting are the same thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 09:57:15 No.10849159 Report

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>>10847979
So Bart gunn was the toughest wrestler lol? And Steve Williams was a bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:24:33 No.10849464 Report

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>>10849153
If you don't think it automatically gives one an advantage, you're insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:28:08 No.10849480 Report

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>>10849124
I think he attacked JBL at an airport

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:30:17 No.10849490 Report

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>>10849159
Gunn was a boxer so yeah he's pretty damn tough. Williams may have been tough guy in his youth but he was too old at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:31:00 No.10849496 Report

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>>10849124
he did beat a former golden gloves boxer marc mero in the brawl for all

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Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:32:23 No.10849506 Report

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/pw/ really showing how little they get out if they doubt a giant Tongan would be a hard motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:32:40 No.10849507 Report

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>>10849496
That had weird fucky rules. I don't remember that match, but I assume he got several takedowns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:36:42 No.10849530 Report

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>>10849507
Yeah and now that I looked at the bracket even JBL beat Mero

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:39:07 No.10849548 Report

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>one on one, two on one, or five on one, I'll make em ALL need nine one one
And then he actually did it. If Uncle Chael can fuck up five people when he's old and retired, I can believe a prime Meng who's probably on crack like all the other wrestlers can take three drunks at the bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:41:03 No.10849554 Report

Quoted By: >>10849621

The best bullshit stories the old timers would tell is whenever they would say they were at a bar and a fight breaks out and two of them "clean house" like guys are running up and they're punching them down and another one runs up. That's not how real life fights work!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 17 Jul 2023 11:52:39 No.10849621 Report

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>>10849554
The territory days were irl Road House.

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