How the fuck was this chick's name legit Barbie Blank? I thought that was like some moniker because she didn't want people to know her real name. But apparently that's actually it. All these years I saw that and thought that can't be fucking real. Who names their bimbo child after a bimbo doll, and then has the name blank? The name perfectly points to what she is and almost doomed her to her fate - an empty-headed, blank bimbo mimicking a plastic doll.
