I FUCK FANS, MAN
*dun dun*
YEAH I FUCK FANS, MAN
*dun dun*
YEAH

I LOVE TO SUCK EM
I LOVE TO FUCK EM
I LOVE TO JERK EM
I LOVE TO KISS EM
I LOVE TO LICK EM
I LOVE TO WATCH EM
I LOVE TO PICK EM
AND I'M GONNA FUCK EM

CAUSE I FUCK FANS, MAN
YEAH I FUCK FANS, MAN
YES, I FUCK FANS, MAN
I FUCK FANS, MAN

SO MANY FANS, SO LITTLE TIME
ONLY A HUNG ONE CAN STOP ME ON THE DIME
I'M A FAN FUCKER, OF EVERY KIND
THE BEST FANS ALWAYS FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND

I FUCK FANS, MAN
YEAH I FUCK FANS, MAN
YES, I FUCK FANS MAN
I FUCK FANS, MAN