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>Look where I'm at. Final match, main event of the G1, who would have thought, huh? They said that Okada was a fluke, what do you call today? All you fan favorites, you internet fan favorites, but Ishii, shitting on my name, huh? On my skills! Where have y'all been the last two years? Better check my track record, alright? Stop with all this nonsense, bullshit, opinion. None y'all even graduated high school, you think you're good enough to judge a damn match? Hey, my respect y'all, y'all here watching me, right? Cool. Hey, my wrestling is art, alright? My wrestling is life. Lessons for y'all dummies in the keyboards. Cause some of y'all smart, most of y'all dummies. Big dummies. We call you guys walla-wallas, that's what my dad calls y'all. "Hey, big dummy, walla-walla!" Yeah, we talking about you, hehe. I close out the show today, SHOW STOPPA! Show closer, Tama Tonga. Eat those... Or better yet, eat deez.
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This guy was tweeting about how he was going to WWE and no one cared. Wish Triple H took him.
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>NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION ON MY MATCHES, YOU DUMMY?
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>>10871850 >baby face >does chickenshit whiny heel promo Back to the drawing board, Tama.
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>>10871850 thats like 40 yalls for one promo
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>>10871857 lol, I remember this. It was during Jay White leaving and every New Japan fan was depressed about it and rumor mongering where he was gonna end up. Tama tries taking a piece of that pie to 0 engagement because no one wants him and New Japan fans would be glad to see him gone. That's hilarious.
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>>10871850 why are coconut niggers so thin skinned
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>>10871850 based tama working you into an apoplectic seethe
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Maybe we should pretend we enjoy Tama so Triple Nose will sign him
>>10871922 0 Yen
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>>10871850 kek based tama working the walla-wallas
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nobody cares about roman in gook land
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Do New Japan fans see Haku's kids all over the company the same way some WWE fans view Samoans being everywhere?
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>>10871956 I don't know what the Jap smarks think of Tama, but the Jap marks like him, for some reason. I guess it's his distinct look.
Western smarks shit on him all the time on reddit and twitter for how mediocre he is, which is probably what caused this seething promo.
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>>10871956 Hikuleo is based, it's Tama and Tanga that need to fuck off.
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>>10871956 you mean do virgin wootists have some weird seething obsession with them while normal people who have seen a bare titty in real life don't care?
yes
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>>10871956 It's not as bad 'cause GoD haven't got a stranglehold on the tag team division and the highest Tama has ever peaked in singles is the tertiary title. They're still both utter shitters tho.
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>>10871956 The broader audience like GoD because
>The story of their Bullet Club exile was endearing and well done >Tama legit became a good undercard babyface worker and the crowds love him for that too >Hikuleo is a big man doing big man moves and big men doing big moves will always be over (even if he's green) >Loa just came back from injury and was heartfelt and humble in his press conference speech I guarantee Japanese smarks hate Loa right now like they do Eddie. The international fans are all smarks so naturally they're too stubborn to give credit where it's due.
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>>10871850 The Genesis of Tama Tonga
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I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THE FUCKIN INTERNET SAYING IM NOT OVER, SAYING IM A JOKE, AND THAT I SUCK, WELL, UH...
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>>10871989 Your own don't count Hogtits.
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>>10871989 It's not a seething obsession to notice someone has boring matches and not like them as a result. The seething obsession is on Tama for being gotten to by comments he finds on the internet of people not liking him.
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>>10872001 if it wasn't a seething obsession, you wouldn't feel compelled to respond to my post
notice how I said normal people "don't care". not that they like him or think he's great or whatever. there are plenty of people, i'm sure, who don't particularly like or care for him. you're very clearly not one of them.
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>>10872026 >if it wasn't a seething obsession, you wouldn't feel compelled to respond to my post By that logic, you're having a seething obsession with me.
People like and dislike wrestlers. You're having some "If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" logic, which doesn't apply to wrestling fandom anywhere, let alone on 4chan.
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>>10871897 more like Veer Reigns
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>>10872026 >don't care kek even this simp admits Tongetty isn't over
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>>10872037 I'm responding to you because you directly responded to me.
I made a vague statement that wasn't attacking you, or anyone, directly, yet you clearly felt the need to defend yourself and downplay what I said anyway. Wonder why.
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>>10872073 >I made a vague statement Someone asked if New Japan fans see Haku's kids all over the company as a plague and you replied with "Only obsessed people"
New Japan would be a more enjoyable promotion to watch without Tama and Tanga in it. I'm not obsessed because I say this.
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he started to get better t-b-h
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>>10872092 Nta, You got worked into a sputtering seethe. All you weebs have such thin skin. I bet you even reported this thread because it hurt your feefee like you fags usually do.
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Midcard 4444 life
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>>10872092 >Someone asked if New Japan fans see Haku's kids all over the company as a plague no he didn't lmao
Before your faggot ass tries to backpedal or pull some pilpul shit, I'm gonna quote exactly what he said.
>Do New Japan fans see Haku's kids all over the company the same way some WWE fans view Samoans being everywhere? Where do you see anything being said about "a plague"? This is exactly why I'm calling you an obsessed seething faggot. Do you have zero self-awareness? That your association with the question he asked is so histrionic and dramatic is fucking hilarious.
>I'm not obsessed because I say this. No. What makes you obsessed is that you've probably said it 500 times.
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>>10872107 Orrrrr they didn't hire him because he is a no dimes uppity midget
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>>10871956 Japs like them like that other anon said.
As a westerner, someone who is not the target demographic for New JAPAN Pro Wrestling, I just tune his matches out unless he's up against someone else I like. I think a lot of the twitter puro smarks forget that they aren't where the money is.
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>>10872139 Yeah, the anon wasn't as clear in what he meant, because you could assume that he's saying that the Samoans in WWE are a good thing. The context was obvious, though.
You knew that was a negative context, which is why you replied "Only if you're obsessed" to defend him.
>What makes you obsessed is that you've probably said it 500 times. Over the course of my whole life? Maybe lol
It's not unusual to say you like and dislike things when the subject is broached. Am I obsessed with The Undertaker because I like the "mmmmmmm" meme?
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>>10872157 >I think a lot of the twitter puro smarks forget that they aren't where the money is. Bro, it's not New Japan smarks are like WWE and AEW smarks where they try @ the promoters to do their bidding and create CHANGE. People are just saying their opinions. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>10872173 I agree with you. I just think most of the people who bitch about things that don't align with their very specific gripes about American wrestling aren't considering that NJPW aren't trying to be an American 3rd alternate, they're trying to be the top Japanese company. I admit this is more relevant to HoT or Yano than GoD but it's the same thought process
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>>10872165 >You knew that was a negative context Of course there was a negative context, you fucking nigger, that's not the point. I'm calling you histrionic and dramatic because you're describing three midcarders out of 32 people as "a plague". You're also describing the highest drawing and most successful act going in wrestling as "a plague", but that's another story.
>Maybe lol lmfao
Not sure why you thought it was a good idea to admit that.
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>>10872203 You're taking this way too seriously. It's alright to not like Tama Tonga.
I've been watching New Japan for over a decade and he's been in the company for 99% of that time, both as a young lion and a proper wrestler. He was the most boring member of Bullet Club at the start, he dominated the tag team division for what felt like a century, and this past year he's been overpushed in tournaments. I'm not counting how many times I say that I dislike Tama Tonga, but the subject will naturally come up.
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>>10872218 >It's alright to not like Tama Tonga. Yeah, you're right it is. That very clearly does not apply to you though when you use such emotionally charged language, calling a midcarder you don't like a fucking "plague".
bro, the fact that I said "500" and you said "maybe lol" says everything that needs to be said about you.
I don't like Finlay. I think he's shit in the ring, he's a complete charisma vacuum with no presence and he has a worse physique than Baron Corbin. He's been getting pushed to the moon over the past year, but there's no way I've expressed my opinion on him being a shitter more than ten times, ever. Know why? Because the natural response to something you don't like is to avoid it and ignore it. Not to seethe about it nonstop to the point you nonchalantly admit that you've posted your opinion about it five hundred fucking times.
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>>10872253 Damn, calm down sperglord. Sheesh, he ain't gonna fuck you, y'know?
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>>10872253 You posted about Finlay 10 times in the 3 months since he's been pushed and you can't understand how I have no clue how many times I posted about Tama Tonga in the past 13 years, bro.
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>>10872262 >You posted about Finlay 10 times in the 3 months since he's been pushed No, less than 10 times throughout his entire career.
> I have no clue You do though. I said five hundred, and you said "maybe lol".
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Tama is mid but he's alright and can have a good match with the right guy (Ishii, Shingo, the guys who have good matches with everybody)
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>>10872279 I said "maybe" because I have no fucking clue. I'm not counting, mate. 13 years is a long ass time.
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>>10872287 >I have no fucking clue Because you very clearly do it so much there's no way you possibly could count it or keep track of it.
>13 years is a long ass time Yeah, it really is.
You started this trying to dispute the fact that anyone was "seething and obsessed" and now we've reached the point where you're admitting that you've spent the past 13 years making nonstop countless posts seething about fucking Tama Tonga of all people.
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>>10872320 When you're in live threads about New Japan shows or just talking about New Japan shows and subjects get brought up, you reply to them with your own opinions. I probably have 2000+ posts about Tanahashi, Nakamura and Shibata each, for example. Hell, I definitely have at least 80 posts about Makabe, and I have never particularly liked him or disliked him.
Your sense of scale on this is way off.
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Leave Tama Tonga alone...
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>>10872342 >I probably have 2000+ posts about Tanahashi, Nakamura and Shibata each I'd hope that you actually liked them. Otherwise, yikes.
>Your sense of scale on this is way off. This isn't about "sense of scale" you idiot. It's about how much time you devote to something you apparently view as "a plague". It is not normal to give this much of a shit about something you dislike. If you dislike something, you don't feel the need to bring it up constantly. If you do, guess what? You're fucking obsessed.
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Saying Tama is fine is one thing but Hikuleo slander is not allowed. He's green as grass and dry personality-wise but he nails his spots and rarely ever looks lost. A decent, young, carriable big man
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>>10872366 First off, the "plague" thing was my interpretation of what another person was saying based on the Samoans from WWE. That's how I've seen them described before, or stuff similar to that. I haven't watched WWE in a long while so I don't know, but either ways, the context was negative and you're way too hung up on the wording I used that was meant as an interpretation of a post that wasn't even mine.
Secondly, that's the thing, brother, and why your sense of scale is off. I don't need to bring them up out of nowhere even once to talk about them over 13 years. I just need to comment on news articles about them or matches that are happening they're in, or someone asking a question about them.
And yes, Tanahashi, Nakamura and Shibata are all based.
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>>10872372 Yeah, but if it's a package deal, I'd have Leo go if it meant no Tametty and Tangetty as well
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>>10872366 >It is not normal to give this much of a shit about something you dislike. If you dislike something, you don't feel the need to bring it up constantly. Not involved in your argument or even following along but holy shit, this
Sometimes I feel like this board is nothing but autistic spergs that are fixated on something they hate (be it a promotion, a wrestler, etc) and spend all day every day posting about it.
All you can do is hope people like this seek help because it's absolutely not normal or healthy.
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>>10871850 Cody Hall and this dude used to have gay butt sex. I know because one time we made it a threesome.
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>>10872380 >I just need to comment on news articles about them or matches that are happening they're in, or someone asking a question about them. But you dislike them, so why would you not just ignore all this shit? I'm not saying that you can never express your opinion, but you're making it pretty fucking clear from the way you're bringing this up and the point you're making in your argumentation that you're doing it every single fucking time. You're obsessed.
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>>10872426 >but you're making it pretty fucking clear from the way you're bringing this up and the point you're making in your argumentation that you're doing it every single fucking time No, that's entirely your warped interpretation.
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>>10872440 If you say so lmao
I believe you.
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kek, I went to sleep cause the rest of the card was good and this shitter was obviously gonna stink the joint with his mid as always
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>>10873076 only match that was better than him and ishii was takagi and henare
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>>10871850 Why does every foreign guy in New Japan have to shout a promo like an annoying entitled faggot?
I don't like how these fucking jabrones make us look. To add insult, you're not even that good a performer in the ring.
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>>10873295 It's exactly because he's mid and has been for a decade while everyone else gets grabbed by a bigger company that he's lashing out
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>>10871850 Have Sex you actually transcripted this shit.
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https://youtu.be/Ta6H4aUJcL0 Full promo don't be a virgin Walla Walla be a Tama Tonga Chad. Look at the people who hate him. They care about wrestling way too much.
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>>10871850 Why is he seething he's mid?
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>>10875435 He's been gotten to that fans weren't gaslit into thinking he's any good despite Gedo's attempts
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Wasn't he going to WWE? Would have been nice to be rid of him.
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>>10875427 Wow, OP's transcript made it sound much better than it is.
He's just rambling like a retard. And obviously seething, too.
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>>10871956 Western internet fans are mostly guys who love everyone who gets Dave Meltzer stars and hate everyone who doesn't average above 4.
Japanese fans probably aren't as retarded, but still retarded.
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>>10871850 I remember when he was on twitter going back and forth with a fan (who had been larping as a luchador), and the fan called him an island nigger.
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>>10875504 Nah, based New Jachads love people that Dave hates like Yano, GOK nd EVIL
Meltzer just happens to be right about Tama being an absolute shitter.
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>>10871850 It started good then he started meandering and said nothing. 3/10 promo
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>>10875594 Nah, Tama is fine. He doesn't spam moves or do comedy, but he's a good worker. Something Dave doesn't understand and either do you
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>>10871850 >Cosplays as some fringe part of the Bloodline to try to desperately get over Anonymous
>>10875660 He's boring and mid. New Japan has considerably better talent than him. Even fucking HENARE is better.
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>>10871850 i hate new japan's dollar store coconuts so much
PLEASE go to WWE, no one will miss you shitters
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>>10875679 He are is a shit worker who does moves. You just proved my point.
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>ITT based smart Tamafans and seething virgin Walla Wallas
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>>10871968 >smarks on reddit and twitter aka people i never want to share opinions with
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>>10872253 I mean I still bitch about Okada and SANADA and I know I am in the minority on that one. Guys a little bitch for sure but he's not worth the time you've given him.
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>>10872372 Hikuleo gets it. Have hopes as high as the man stands.
