>>10913632Hmmmmm, Hikaru on American catering slop
Can you imagine the odour? I'm not even talking about stinky poopy farts, no.
I'm talking about pure yet heavily adulterated chemical SWEAT flooding down her ears so even her earwax starts melting and becomes all-American cheese from a tube.
Jesus Christ died for all our sins, but not even He could anticipate the disgusting effects of AMERICAN CATERING, on foreign bodies.
DAMN IT TONY, ARRANGE THE POOR MAIDEN A FUCKING HELLO FRESH SPONSORSHIP OR SOMETHING