>>10912737>MJFTrying hard to get heat for being a Jew but lacks the necessary balls to do it.
Though in fairness, a heel Jew needs a babyface Hitler, and I don't wrestle.
>Toni StormNice ass.
>Kris StatlanderNice thighs. Good she ain't no alien anymore.
>FTRYou've gotta be good when you can slap a guy for a couple of minutes straight and still be lauded... but that doesn't work for me, brother.
Also they're gay as hell and endorse grooming.
>Orange CassidyLegal evidence proving the merit of post-natal abortion.
>LuchasaurusLethargy with a mask.
He mostly has an identity crisis honestly.
Dumb brute gimmick only goes so far but if half his original gimmick was being a college degree smart fuck, well, Luchasaurus ain't Kane.
>House of BlackI'm biased to endorse Malle Kaal Black as a fellow Dutchman from Amsterdam, but fuck the spoopy turn the lights down shit.
If he's a tough Muay Thai practitioner, let him use that.
And if you really, really wanna go down the esoteric path, go all the way Crowley, go all the fucking way of the Golden Dawn.
Brodie needs way more ring time off TV and Buddy's a cuck lmao but he's ok in the ring.
And obviously Julia Hart needs dicking, hard.
