Anon we need to talk about your work. Its says here that you haven't been putting in hours and you've been spending approx 5 hours on a disturbing website called 4chan.
>Fine speech
Um, excuse me? Do you think this is a joke?
>Why don't you tell me?
Anon, your flippant attitude is not appreciated and quite frankly, its alarming
>Huh? What you mean?
What I mean is that you're in serious trouble
>Nah thats you
Anon, I think its best we terminate your employment. Please let us know where we should mail your final check
>On planet retard
Anon, please leave the premises immediately


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