WELCOME TO THE SLOP SHOP
TIME TO CHANGE YOUR NAME
YOU CAN CHOOSE ANYTHING YOU WANT
JUST MAKE SURE THAT IT'S LAME
WE LOVE TO SIGN THESE MARKS FOR DIMES
THEN WE CRUSH THEIR DREAMS
THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE A STAR, BUT ROT IN CATERING

WE ARE THE SLOP SHOP, WELCOME TO SLOP SHOP
VINCE WILL HAVE YOU SCREAMING CAN-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, BE ON TV, PLEASE?!
HA, AH, THIS AIN'T YOUR BRASS RING!