On the left you will find reliability. Someone you can grow old with. She will be your wife and give you offspring. She will patiently wait for you while you travel the world. But beware the boredom that comes with time.

On the right you will find passion. She will fulfill your needs and keep your bed warm. She will entertain you. She will look at you in ways you never thought possible. But mind games await, and all pleasurable things must end.

Which way Western man?