>sweaty redditors always say that haku could fight multiple men at once

Okay sure kid, you could fight them. But could you TAKE them? BECAUSE LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
I WAS RAPED.
I KILLED MY SON.
I LEFT MY BEST FRIEND TO DIE ON THE FLOOR AND DIDN'T CALL HIM EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T TOUCH HIS PHONE FOR THREE DAYS.
I TORE MY QUADS.
MY PODCAST IS DEAD.

AND YET EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS MY GOD DAMN NAME.

WITH EVERYBODY SAYIN!