>sweaty redditors always say that haku could fight multiple men at once

Okay sure kid, you could fight them. But could you TAKE them? BECAUSE LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I'M AN VEGAN.
I WAS RAPED.
I KILLED CONOR THE CRUSHER
I LET MY WIFE RIDE AND HUMP BIG BLACK MAN ON A DIRTY DANCING SHOW
I HAD A CONCUSSION SEIZURE.
IM AN ANTI DRAW

AND YET EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS MY GOD DAMN NAME.

WITH EVERYBODY SAYIN!