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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:54:19 No.10979798 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10979808 >>10979809 >>10979814 >>10979822 >>10979823 >>10979838 >>10979839 >>10979979 >>10980036 >>10980147 >>10980423 >>10980595 >>10980618 >>10980682 >>10980758 >>10980793 >>10980932

Literally what the FUCK is the story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:55:26 No.10979805 Report

Quoted By: >>10980186 >>10980603

Story is Tiny Con is a retarded faggot that cant book to save his life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:55:48 No.10979808 Report

Quoted By:

>>10979798
Joe gonna murder gravity and rewrite reality to his liking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:56:06 No.10979809 Report

Quoted By:

>>10979798
Joe is so fat he has his own orbit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:56:35 No.10979814 Report

Quoted By: >>10980099

>>10979798
Two competitors in a cutthroat industry based around combat do battle. Not enough coconut people doing broadway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:57:11 No.10979822 Report

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>>10979798
this dude named gravity because the ratings crash lmfaoooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:57:15 No.10979823 Report

Quoted By: >>10979830

>>10979798
Gayew doesn't tell stories. Their intent is to cover up Tiny 'Snowman' Con's child trafficking operation. That's why they now have two live shows, double the opportunity to sell children. Tiny 'Snowman' Con specializes in little boys but he has sold countless children of both genders to pedophiles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:58:29 No.10979830 Report

Quoted By: >>10979864

>>10979823
That would make sense if there were actually people attending All Tarps Wrestling kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:59:01 No.10979836 Report

Quoted By: >>10980716

Gravity beat Owen Hart so he's legit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:59:14 No.10979838 Report

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>>10979798
Tony's using up Gravity's contracted dates as contiguously as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 20:59:26 No.10979839 Report

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>>10979798
Let him cook

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:02:41 No.10979864 Report

Quoted By: >>10980789

>>10979830
That's why they can get away with half fill arenas. The attendance doesn't matter, the real money changes hands backstage where children are being violently raped by Tiny 'Snowman' Con and his wrestlers. Kenny Groomega and the Young Pedos are a major force behind this operation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:05:27 No.10979889 Report

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Tony only booking it for the memes
duh

this would be funnier if it was 2004-2006 Joe though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:13:59 No.10979979 Report

Quoted By: >>10979996

>>10979798
WWE Superstar (TM) Samoa Joe squares off with Mexican jumping bean Gravity (Google him chuds) in a DREAM MATCH for another title belt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:15:41 No.10979996 Report

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>>10979979
While children are being raped backstage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:19:36 No.10980036 Report

Quoted By:

>>10979798
He (Joe) is so fat that he has his own gravitational field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:26:40 No.10980099 Report

Quoted By: >>10980127

>>10979814
I mean one half of this garbage is a coconut person so I don’t see the point you are trying to make

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:29:51 No.10980127 Report

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>>10980099
He's obfuscating the fact that Gayew and everyone in it violently rapes children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:32:43 No.10980147 Report

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>>10979798
Joe has been doing the *walk away from a high flyer* spot for decades. Gravity has finally had enough of Joe getting the big pops for it when it's been Gravity doing the work all along.

I kid you not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 21:38:08 No.10980186 Report

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>>10979805
Hogan would never demean himself like this. Joe needs a fucking slap for even being a part of this shit show, but I guess he's well-fed with his AEW contract. I hope Scott Steiner shows up and kills them both with a cavalry saber then cuts a promo on Orange Cassidy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:09:52 No.10980423 Report

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>>10979798
Joe is such a fat fuck that gravity is weighing him down. So he's gonna beat gravity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:32:18 No.10980595 Report

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>>10979798
Fat Joe represents AEW ratings and gravity is gravity, it's a sympathetic plea by Tony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:33:09 No.10980603 Report

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>>10979805
Nah that’s your story

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:35:20 No.10980618 Report

Quoted By: >>10980644

>>10979798
Joe is so FAT that he has his own gravitational pull, so he got pulled into a match against gravity.
Jokes aside, it's probably going to be a squash match where someone comes out after to challenge him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:38:41 No.10980644 Report

Quoted By: >>10980691

>>10980618
Fuck I could go for some Dunkin Donuts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:42:39 No.10980682 Report

Quoted By: >>10980699 >>10980829

>>10979798
Gravity should have won the Owen Cup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:43:08 No.10980691 Report

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>>10980644
YOU FAT SUMBITCH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:44:19 No.10980699 Report

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>>10980682
holy kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:45:58 No.10980716 Report

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>>10979836
Never too soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:50:24 No.10980758 Report

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>>10979798
Samoa Joe jobs to CM Punk, stays off TV for a month, then comes back to follow up on that by fighting *checks notes* MOTHER FUCKING GRAVITY FUCKERS!!!!!!!

BOOKER OF THE FAGGOT YEAR TINY WANKS DOGS KHAN!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:52:31 No.10980789 Report

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>>10979864
Dave Meltzer is involved too. Negative One is aging out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:52:42 No.10980793 Report

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>>10979798
big fatty fat fat samoa joe is drawing gravity to him with his immense weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:54:29 No.10980816 Report

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The match is another tryout for someone to enter la familia. Doesnt matter how it turns out, he'll get allelite anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 22:55:24 No.10980829 Report

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>>10980682
Bruh, too soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jul 2023 23:05:00 No.10980932 Report

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>>10979798
The story is that Samoa Joe is the man gravity forgot.

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