I am the best poster here
I post all the best threads
I make all the best replies
I know more about wrestling than you
I have better taste than you
I am the champion, the leader, the God you all need
My jokes hit harder, my opinions are wiser, my legitimacy unchallenged
Meltzer wishes he was me, Cornette cries himself to sleep thinking of me
Tony Khan and Triple H only care what I think, they do not care about ratings or profits
I am the granite they will use to carve the Mount Rushmore of wrestling
This entire board is mine, and professional wrestling revolves around me alone

Now that we have established that and you have agreed, let me make one thing clear: we do use that word here