A long, long time ago
I can still remember how Big Sexy
Used to make me smile
And I knew that if I saw him live
That I would cheer until I cried
And maybe we would slap hands down the aisle
But the imageboards had left me broken
With every Nash thread that they posted
It's a meme, it's not true
Then Meltzer broke the bad news
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about that summer night
When something touched him deep inside
The day... that Nash... was raped

So, bye-bye, to that fake tough guy
In the sweltering summer Nash took 12 black guys
And they raped his ass until the steamy sunrise
And all that Kevin did was cry
All that Kevin did was cry

Did you know that Kev's a fraud
And that everybody's screamin' KWAB
I'm afraid that it's all true
Now, who'd believe in his account
Where he scared thugs off with a mighty scowl
But we all know the truth-- about the Summer of 92!
It was Booker, New Jack, Maven, and Ray
With big Ron Simmons fucking Kevin's face
They all tore Kevin in two,
Then Papa Shango splooged
He was a lonely, 7 foot, broken buck
With a proplapsed anus and a leaky butt
But Kev knew he was out of luck
The day that Nash was raped

We started singin', bye-bye to that fake tough guy
In the sweltering summer Nash took 12 black guys
And they raped his ass until the steamy sunrise
And all that Kevin did was cry
All that Kevin did was cry