All American wrestling is trash today because America as a society has fallen. There are no more true heroes so everyone fails as a Face. All American wrestlers today are gross, self-loathing, sadomasochistic, self-mark reprobates that young fans cannot aspire to be.
We need inspiration. We need men of valor. Thus, we shall FINALLY throw off the old, decrepit fandom that has rotted from the inside out, and usher in the new fan, the new lookism, the new society. Men would be men again, and climb to new heights. We will bring back the oversold, closed-fist punch of justice, and the muscleman of truth, with that old forgotten gleam in his eyes, to defeat all these fallen creatures in pro wrestling; someone we can be proud to have wave our flag and pose with our children.